The green team are big-muscled, small-brained jocks. They pick on the red team girls, and the white team nerds. Their team cheer is M-E-A-T, M-A-C-H-I-N-E!
Gerber, a jock head who adds strength and stupidity to the green team.
Armpit, a klutz with an unfortunate nickname. His personal hygiene can be pretty revolting.
Blaylak, loves beer, whether it's in a keg, pitcher, or vat. Doesn't matter. He is drunk or hung over most of the movie.
Cudzo, another jock head who adds more strength and stupidity to his team.
Lavitas (captain), is always out for a good time. He thinks he can push girls and nerds around just because he's a football player.
