Quotes

There arn't too many here because there is another web page out there with fan choices, which are better - and I forgot the web page address for it (ahhhh!). I'll find it out and link to it (if I haven't already).

From Various Episodes, and from Tina in Germany (Thanks!!)

"What’s this?"
"Looks like a cat on a newspaper." (Gary - Chuck)

"Where is it coming from?"
"The hallway."
"That’s not what I meant."
"Maybe it comes from God."
"Yeah, God’s a cosmic paperboy." (Marissa and Gary)

"Did you find that shirt pre-wrinkled?" (newsdealer to Gary)

"Sorry."
"Don’t be, I hate sorry." (Gary - Marissa)

"You know, that’s just like you. Heaven passes right under your nose and you don’t even blink." (Chuck to Gary)

"It came?"
"It came." (Chuck - Gary)

"I’ll handle this. Based on... based on... You handle this."
"Instinct."
"Yeah, based on instinct." (Chuck - Gary)

"Welcome back. So, you like your food lukewarm or cold?" (Marissa)

"Thanks for the afternoon. It was... different." (Marissa)

"This is an opportunity with a capital O. You can’t let it wither on the vine. It goes against nature!"
"Whose nature?"
"Mine!" (Chuck - Gary)

Hawks: "Well, then, if you'll excuse me, I've got tomorrow's edition to
deal with."
Gary:    *mumbling to himself*   "Yeah, me too." (From Wall pt1)

Chuck: "See, I have this thing about snakes. It's called 'fear of death'.

Frostbit


"Just what I need... a guy with a hero complex." Guy attempting insurance scam
"When I work, I need a nest." Chuck
"Do what I do..." "...What's that? Live off your friends???" Chuck and Gary
"...and get that fish outta my glass!" Gary
"I don't want this! You hear me?" Gary
"What about Sparky's needs? Did you ever consider those?" Chuck
" 'Today you will do a good deed.' Yeah, right. I even got his fortune cookie." Chuck
"Where is everyone? It's 2 o'clock in the morning, the night is still young!" Chuck



Baby

"But you get tomorrow's newspaper, which may I add is a real ice-breaker." Chuck
"A lot of people get family's. I get a cat." Gary
"Maybe you get that paper because you're a hero." Marissa
"I don't think you have a choice." Gary
"This isn't biology: it's Poltergeist!" Chuck
"Sometimes that's all a hero is Chuck, the guy who's there." Gary
"You wake him up and I kill you both!" Woman in elevator
"It's not my fault! I didn't wanna open up that damn frog!" Chuck

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