Funny Moments on General Hospital

Laughable Luke

#1---Luke spots Stefan staring at Katherine at the Nurse's Ball. He says:

"It will spoil your appetite for rubber chicken if you keep eating your heart out like that."

#2---From Puck:
Luke visits Bobbie at Wyndemere:

Bobbie: "I'd appreciate it if you make it brief. I have things to do."
Luke: "Oh, is it gargoyle feeding time?"

#3---Luke to Stefan about Katherine:
"You got another shot at the blonde who's IQ matches her bra size."

#4---Luke to Katherine:
"You're standing now Katherine. Don't let him roll over you again."

#5---Alexis to Stefan about Luke:
Alexis: "Why is he back?"
Stefan:"To be noticed like always."

#6---A conversation between Luke and Alexis, as Luke is spying on the Cassidine's:
Alexis: "...if you step foot on the island you'll be shot for trespassing."
Luke: "Yeah, that happens a lot out there doesn't it? Well, if I'm wheelchair-bound, will you promise to fall in love with me?"
Alexis: "I'd rather be shot myself!"

Luxurious Lucy

Lucy is talking about Amy before the Nurse's Ball:

"Pay no attention to the lady behind the curtain. She just got a little power and it went to her head."

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