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Where coffee is finer than eggs!
NEW MOON CAFE!!! Go to your local downtown cafe, and order a large cup of coffee. If you are at a cafe where you fill your own cup, mix the strongest coffees all together in one cup, and enjoy! The taste may appear to be a bit revolting, but within minutes, you will be yammering on about nothing with record speed and clarity. Your leg will jitter uncontrolably, and you will have the sudden urge to climb fourteen flights of stairs while yodelling!

Today's Coffee Story is brought to you in part by Spork!
The Spork, not only can you stir your coffee with it, then you can use it to eat your coffee cake!
Please tell me if you have any must-have coffee ideas! Just E-mail me! The address is on the main page!
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