WHAT'S IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR NEWS INTERUPTIONS:
When buddy gets a flea bath.
When Chelsey dumps her boyfriend.
When anybody in a suit enters or leaves White House.
When Ken Starr has coffee.
When the wind is blowing two miles above normal speed.
When the Starr report shifts while aboard a vehical.
When any shot of the report can be taken.
When another politician holds a press conference confessing their infadelities.

Why do news interuptions end agonizingly slow?
Peter Jennings: Lets review what happened.
Again what happend is....
Lets go to Jackie Judd for a last moment, Jackie?
Alright, lets go to Sam....
Lets go to our L.A. correspondent.
Lets get some public opinions.
Again what happend is....
I'm Peter Jennings, and this has been an ABC special report.
(ABC logo appears, announcer "this has been an ABC special report)
(announcer: We will join our regularly scheduled programming after these important messages) (all the commercials left over from news report)
(announcer: we now join our regularly scheduled programming, already in progress)
(finally, "next time, on General hospital....")
(credits)