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                   Farmyard Fanatics
                    By: Jerry Landry

Note: The Quest Team is out of character here, so
don't freak out saying "There is no way Hadji or
Jessie or Jonny would do this!!!!" please! Thanks! :-)
Categories: ??????
Archivers: Be my guest! Just tell me where it is,
please!
     Jessie, Jonny, and Hadji arrived at Jessie's
aunt's farm on Saturday morning. Her uncle Joe drove
them from the bus depot to the farm. When they
arrived, Jonny and Hadji started to get their bags
from the back of Joe's truck when Jessie's aunt Polly
came out of the house, ran out, and hugged Jessie.
     "Oh, Jessie! Look at you! You're so big! You're
growing like a weed!" Aunt Polly said hugging Jessie.
     "Hi Aunt Polly! Hope you don't mind. I brought
some friends." Jessie said as Aunt Polly stopped
hugging her and walked over with Jessie to meet her
two friends, "Aunt Polly, this is Jonny Quest and
Hadji Singh."
     "Hello Jonny...Hadji!" Aunt Polly said hugging
both of them, "Oh, Jessie, you should know, the more
the merrier!"
     Everyone went inside and got settled. Jonny and
Jessie walked outside after supper, and walked over
to the pig pen.
     "There you go Jessie! I found where you belong.
Jump on in!" Jonny said pointing to the pig pen.
     "Oh, ha ha. Very funny." Jessie said jumping
onto the fence and sitting on it, "Don't you love it
here?"
     "I like it here." Jonny said, "It's nice and
calm. Boy, I don't know if I'll be able to leave!"
     "Hey Jonny, catch! Let's play!" Hadji said
throwing a football to Jonny.
     The only thing was that Hadji's throw missed
Jonny, but hit Jessie. Jessie fell back first into
the pig pin. ::PLOMP:: Mud splashed everywhere from
Jessie's impact and the pigs ran away squealing. One
came back and sniffed at Jessie's head.
     "HADJI!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!" Jessie
said jumping out of the pin and running after Hadji.
     "Jessie!!!!! Calm down!!!!!! It was a
mistake!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!!!" Hadji said trying to
get away from Jessie.
     Jonny fell down on the ground laughing as Jessie
chased Hadji around the farm. Jessie and Hadji ran
past the chicken house, the horse stables, the pig
pen again, the cow field. Jonny was still laughing
his head off when he felt something gooey land on his
head. He looked up and saw a duck flying right over
his head.
     "EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! A DUCK POOPED ON MY
HEAD!!!!!!!!" Jonny said running to the stables,
going to the water faucet, turning on the water, and
putting his head right under it.
     "HADJI!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!" Jessie
said still chasing Hadji.
     "No, I don't think so my friend." Hadji said
running into the cow pasture. 
     Hadji ran past the cows until he slipped after
feeling something gooey under his feet. Hadji thought
it was mud until he glanced at his shoes.
     "EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Hadji!!!!!! You stepped
in.......cow doo-doo!!!!!!! EEEWWWWW!!!!!" Jessie
said running away from Hadji holding her nose,
"STINKY!!!! STINKY HADJI!!!!!"
     "There we go." Jonny said running his hand
through his now clean hair.
     Jonny walked out to see what Jessie was yelling
at and ::BAM:: 
     "Oops! Sorry Jonny!" Jessie said after running
into Jonny.
     "That's ok. I usually fall down and hurt my
behind each day so you saved me the trouble." Jonny
said sarcastically, getting up and helping Jessie up.
     "Jessie, what can I do with these shoes?" Hadji
asked walking up to the two holding his shoes at a
distance from him.
     "Give them to me, seesh!!!!!! You three are too
citified! You get a little bit of cow poop on your
shoes, fall in some mud, and feel the need to cause a
ruckus!" Aunt Polly said, "You sound like a bunch of
5 year old girls squealing about cooties!"
     Aunt Polly walked inside and Jonny said, "She's
right. We just got a little dirty, right?"
     The three looked up at the ducks flying right
over their heads.
     "AUNT POLLY!!!! WAIT UP!!!!! We'll help you wash
those shoes!!!!!" Jonny, Jessie, and Hadji screamed
in unison running into the house.
                     
Well, I hope you liked it! Please send all comments,
criticisms, curly fries to BJLANDRY@aol.com 
              Jerry L.


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