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Disclaimer: I don't own JQ, though I wish I did, Clairol, or Herbal Essence.
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Hair to Dye For


As Race Bannon entered the compound that late afternoon, he switched on the
intercom just beside Dr.Quest's EZ-Chair in the conservatory. This would allow
him to monitor the whole compound. It was hooked up to one of many speakers
throughout the compound, and with the flick of a small switch he could jump
from one to the other. Turning on the speaker, he changed to the monitor
inside Jonny's room, just beside his private, full-bathroom. Slumping into the
EZ-Chair and aware that he was alone in the mansion, Race became calm and
quiet, untill the strangest noises came from the intercom...

  "Slammin'!" Jonny opened a small drugstore bag and removed a box of Clairol
blonde hair-dye. 
  "Hey," he said to himself, "I've always done this. Why stop now? And
besides, it restores my hair's *natural shine*," he joked in a girly-voice.
Tearing open the carton, Jonny locked the door, turned on the shower, pulled
down the sprayer, and flipped his head underneath it. With a small towel
around his kneck so that his trademark black 
t-shirt wouldn't get wet, his plan went into effect- assuming that no one else
was home. 

  "What the-" Race turned up the volume as he heard what sounded like- an off-
key girl- coughing up the words to, 'I Am A Natural Woman'. Confused, Race
turned up the volume on the reciever. 
  "I AM A NATURAL WO-MAN!!!!!" The sounds of the horrible preformance
continued to ring throughout Race's ears. 
  "What the- what is going ON!?!"

  Jonny whipped his now-blond-again roots up and sighed, "It's the strangest
thing. Whenever I use that stuff, I start singing that. So does the lady on
the ad. Oh, well." Once the dye was totally rinced out, Jonny reached up for
Jessie's "Herbal Essence". It made her hair silky-soft, so why wouldn't it do
the same thing for his?
  "You're getting obsessed with your hair, Jonny. Obsessed!"

  Race Bannon made out Jonny's voice, but could still not figure out who the
girl was. they were obviously in his room, and talking about hair? And about
singing? This was deffinetly getting wierd. But he decided to continue
eavesdropping for about a minute more...
 
  Muffled sounds of moaning came from behind the bathroom door. Jonny massaged
the shampoo throughout his hair, and sighed a deep sigh. Remembering how the
Herbal Essence ads went, he figured it was only natural to moan like that
while treating your scalp to a little luxury.

  "JONNY!!!!!" Race exclaimed as he ran up the stairs to his room. He thought-
THOUGHT that he had a pretty good idea of what was going on- or going to
happen. There were two people in Jonny's room, and judging by the sounds
emmiting from the room...

  Jonny began to run a towel through his hair as Race burst through the
bathroonm door.
  "RACE!"
  "Where is she!?!"
  "Where's who?"
  "Oh, don't play dumb to me, boy. You know darn well! Where is she!?!"
  "Look, Race, I-"
  "You've done enough!" The big cowboy grabbed Jonny by his collar and lifted
him three feet above the ground. "Where is SHE?" he snarled. 
  "Look, Race, if you mean Jessie-"
  "JESSIE!?! JONATHAN BENTON QUEST YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!" Jonny finally pried
himself free from the crazed man and ran out of hs room.
  "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, JONNY!!!" Racing down the stairs, Jessie walked in
from her swim meet. She was sopping wet and in a pair of short shorts and a
crummy old, small tee-shirt. 
  "Hey, JonnIEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Jonny dodged behind Jessie, causing her to fall
backwards on top of him. It appeared that she was simply laying in his lap.
Race burst into the entryway and became even redder than before at the sight. 

  "JESSIE! GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW!!!"
  "Dad, what is it?" Jessie got up and stepped away from the two boys.
  "Ponchita- what did this, this, IDIOT do to you!?!"
  "Dad! He didn't do anything! I just-"
  "Oh, so it was YOU now?"
  "Huh?" Jessie was confused and ran up towards the direction of her room.
Jonny flashed a big grin at Race and ran out the door. 

  Wanting to know what was going on as she walked by Jonny's room, Jessie
stepped in and looked around. The light to the bathroom was on, and she peered
in. Lying beside the bath tub was a box of blonde Clairol hair-dye. Jessie
started cracking up right as Race entered. 
  "Ponchita, what- now, what is so dang funny?" Jessie went in and picked up
the box of hair-dye, and removed the open bottle of Herbal Essence from the
rack. 
  "Dad-" Jessie choked up, "Jonny was dying his hair and I was at - at
SWIMMEET!!!" Jessie started rolling over, engrosed in mirth. 
  "Hair dye...." Race couldn't help but crack a smile. THIS time he knew what
had gone on, and as he glanced out the window he saw Jonny racing off to the
lighthouse. 


Katie "Jessie" A.


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