As self-proclaimed purveyor of Weird Al, I felt I was lagging
behind, so I started flipping through my CDs when I came across this
song. I got all the lyrics down, then it sat in my draft folder for
ages, but with the music fic awards coming up... well, it inspired me. =)
Disclaimer: Race Bannon and all other characters from JQ belong to HB.
The song "Trigger Happy" belongs to "Weird Al" Yankovic. I am making no
money from this.
Archivers: It's yours
Categories: MV, H
Warning: (Even though I know it'll just make you want to read it more)
Some themes and scenes may not be appropriate for younger viewers. As
for language, the term "Commies" is used once, and could be considered a
racial slur.
"Trigger Happy"
By Pam "Spam" Sawyer
Trigger happy
Trigger happy
Got an AK-47
Well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow
Helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater than to
Shoot first and ask questions later, now I'm
Trigger happy
Trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)
Well you can't take my guns away
I got a Constitutional right
Yeah I gotta be ready
If the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith & Wesson
That ought'a teach 'em all a darn good lesson, now I'm
Trigger Happy
Trigger Happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)
(Oh yeah I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh I accidently shot Daddy
Last night in the den
(Shot Daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark
For a drug-crazed Nazi again
(Drug-crazed Nazi again)
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh-wound, Dad, you know I'm
Trigger happy
Trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)
Oh I still haven't figured out
The safety on my rifle, yet
Little Fluffy took a round
Better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead, well I'm
Trigger happy
Trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)
(Oh yeah I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
C'mon and grab your ammo
What have you got to loose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic
Weapon with a laser sight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
Oh I'm praying somebody
Tries to break in here tonight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk, you better
Ask yourself do you fell lucky, punk because I'm
Trigger happy
Trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)
(Oh yeah I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby I'm)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)
Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
(Watch out, or I'll blow you away)
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
(Watch out, or I'll blow you away)
Better watch out punk
Or I'm gonna have to blow you away
(Watch out, or I'll blow you away)
END
Pam "Spam" Sawyer
Toon Encyclopedia In Training
Quote: "I've _seen_ this one!"
~~~
spamelot@juno.com
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