Gumby & Friends

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Gumby & Friends

I told you to select the NECCO wafers. But no, you decided that Gumby wasn't enough. You needed his friends as well. As long as we're looking at Gumby and his friends, let's not hesitate to point out that Gumby is not real. Gumby is just a creation. I fear that someone, such as yourself, could not make the distinction. Is that harsh criticism? No. You don't know how to single out candy from cereal characters, how can I expect you to understand that Gumby isn't real? Well folks, that's another life lesson for you, and you aren't going to learn it here. I'm sorry, it's unfortunate, but I don't have the time to explain how candy is different from a cartoon character, or how Gumby isn't real. Actually, I probably do have the time, but I won't.