TOP 10 SIGNS THAT VERONICA
IS INDEED BRENDA'S MOTHER
[10] They both have straight, dark hair.
[9] Daughter hung out in THE ROCK; Mother hung out with the Stones.
[8] Her shirtsleeves end somewhere around mid-thigh.
[7] Jax calls her "Veronicker."
[6] An angry Veronica told the bathtub delivery men, "If I had a tripod, I'd kill you!"!
[5] Daughter nearly wed eligible blonde playboy Jasper Jacks; Mother nearly wed eligible blonde playboy Arnie Becker.
[4] No discernable source of income.
[3] She enjoys fond memories of cave sex with Jimi Hendrix.
[2] They borrow eachother's clothes... including straightjackets.
[1] 95% of her scenes are with Jax.
