TOP 10 REASONS CESAR FAISON HAS RETURNED

10. Luke challenged him to a cigar smoke-a-thon (NOTE: someone alert ABC to beefing up the fresh air circulation).

9. Soap Opera Digest has convinced him that no one in town will recognize him, so Port Charles seems like an easy mark.

8. Due to the Cassidine financial difficulties, Stefan has been tardy as of late with the Spoon Island lease payments.

7. To infect Port Charles with a sense of doom, a terrifying feeling of impending disaster and to make each and every citizen stay awake at night... because after all, if Robin's parents are alive as well, then ROBIN may come back to town! NOOOOOOOO! (cue screeching violins)

6. Once again, he is obsessed with Anna, after hearing her voice on the POCOHANTAS II video sequel.

5. Recruited by the WSB to use the magnificent powers of the Lumina crystals to possibly resolve the Baby Michael storyline by the end of March.

4. He's been trying to lose his accent, and has heard wonderful things about what Port Charles has done for Mac's Australian one.

3. Dolly over at the Pier-Less Performance Beauty Salon on the docks gives the best damn hair washings. And he needs one.

2. Word has it that Jerry Jax is actually Casey the Alien with plastic surgery.

1. His alter ego, P.K. Sinclair, is due in Port Charles to promote his latest book, "Conquest Of The World Via The Use Of Mysterious Crystals for Dummies."



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