TOP 10 THINGS THE "V"
IN TROOPER V. ARNADOWSKI'S
NAME MIGHT STAND FOR
(10) Veruca......her parents were very big fans of "Charlie & The ChocolateFactory".
(9) Victory......well, that's what my high school's cheerleaders always said!
(8) Velvet......watch Jax's curiousity peak and tune change when he finds THAT one out!
(7) Vivian.......as in "Pretty Woman", as in "Pygmalion", as in "My Fair Lady", as in big makeover coming
up!
(6) Veronica......and Jax is her sweet little Archie.
(5) V......as in those rat-eating aliens from that cool Marc Singer TV series.
(4) Victor......just to get the Cassidine fanatics into thinking she is somehow related to Stefan.
(3) Vagina......and now you can understand why she doesn't spell it out.
(2) Vanessa......hey, can you blame her?
(1) Veranda......which rhymes with ________!