Grandpa Wavs
| Filename | Description | Size |
| 15miles.wav | Why in my day we had to walk 15 miles to school for you information in the snow with no shoes. | 79 K |
| bestyear.wav | Take my advice and enjoy the best years of your life while you can. | 40 K |
| boxears.wav | Aww stifle yourself before I box your ears. | 31 K |
| mess.wav | What a mess. | 19 K |
| notwant.wav | A fella like me smart enough to know when he's not wanted anymore. | 41 K |
| oldage.wav | Come to think of it old age does have it's good points. | 33 K |
| rotteeth.wav | I'm gonna get some candy...I'd rather rot my teeth than sit here and rot my brain. | 51 K |
| scarstif.wav | Everybodys gotta get scared stiff at some point in their life. | 34 K |
| tomygirl.wav | To bad Tommy's not a girl. | 21 K |
| woodstok.wav | Oh to think I was at woodstock. | 28 K |
| youngone.wav | Your only young once ya know. | 16 K |