1. Wear black, act black, say black. SAY IT!!!
2. No matter how hard you try, your hair will never look as good as Michael's.
3. No matter how hard you try, your hair will never look as good as Nikita's.
4. You will never be as fashionable or as good-looking as either Michael or Nikita. Don't try and
be.
5. Always carry a gun with you. If you do something stupid, you can shoot yourself.
6. Never question the black van.
7. Never piss off Ops. He'll have you cancelled.
8. Never piss off Madeline. She'll screw up your head, then have you cancelled.
9. Never piss off Walter. He has lots of guns.
10. Never piss off Birkoff, unless you think you can live without electricity.
11. Never piss off Michael. He's quick, accurate, deadly, and gorgeous. You'll never have a
chance.
12. Never piss off Nikita. Michael, Birkoff, and Walter will have you tortured and killed.
13. Kill your cat.
14. Unplug your phone and you're cancelled.
15. Do the job, or you may as well walk to the White Room yourself.
16. Always have an expression of one of these while in Section;
a. boredom
b. understanding
c. agreement
d. seriousness
e. Michael's 'could-mean-anything' blank look.
Very dark brown- ' Let's see, I'll pick on...that one! '
Slightly orange- Best to approach Her Highness on this day.
Burgundy brown- The Ice Queen's at her best. The most frequently seen hair colour, but by far
the best. Some of her scariest lines are said in Burgundy.
More reddish- Madeline's chosen the wrong dye, but she can be approached.
Hair colour changes during episode- Yes, it happens. Quite frequently in fact. And when you see
it, don't just avoid eye contact. Run for the hills. Kill, bribe and blackmail to get out of Section
until the storm has blown over. With a bit of luck, you won't end up a casualty.