Spoiler Guide for this episode

It's Father Clifford's birthday but he hasn't told any of his flock. So how does the DJ of the local pirate radio station know about it? He's learning to drive as Father Mac says he must be a mobile priest, but lessons with Assumpta might not be such a good idea.

Credits
Written by John Forte
Directed by Paul Harrison
Produced by Joy Lale
First UK Broadcast: 3 March 1996