Party of Buffy
Giles and Joyce are mysteriously killed in a card-catalogue accident,
leaving Angel to raise the devastated Buffy, who is provided with emotional
support by friends Willow and Xander, and special guest star Jennifer Love
Hewitt.
"I don't understand why you keep defying me!" Angel snarls.
"I don't have to listen to you! You're not my Watcher!" Buffy counters, bursting into tears.
Xander tenderly takes her into his arms, "It's ok, Buff. Nothing's ever gonna split us up. Ever."
The Buffy Club
Buffy and the Slayerettes after too many unexcused absences get the good
old Saturday detention hall. Joining them will be Cordelia and Mitch,
given the boot for getting caught making out on campus. Much teenage angst
and exploration of social roles ensues, whilst Snyder and Giles share a
bonding moment despite their disparate positions in the faculty pecking
order.
The Good, the Bad, and the Buffy
In this "spaghetti vampire western" Buffy et al get throw back in time
only to be forced to recreate the gunfight at the OK Corral. Xander
fortunately recognizes their opponents to be the crew of the Starship
Enterprise, and together they defeat the aliens who had been telepathically
clouded their minds.
Buffy Trek
Kirk seduces Buffy, Willow forms a profound spiritual
connection with Spock, Bones promises Angel a miracle
"5 minutes before the end of the episode" cure for
his vampirism (based on some basic, long-forgotten
commonsense earth medicine like adrenalin), and
Xander ends up shooting tin cans off of fence posts
with Chekhov.
Animated Series
Fighting vampires by moonlight,
Studying history by daylight,
Always managing to dress right,
She's the one named Slayer Moon!
Saved By the Slayer
Giles decides to really come down on the late book policy in the
library. Buffy realizes that she hasn't returned her borrowed books in
months, adn that she has accidently kept Willow's as well! In order to
get the books in without paying the penalty (lots of detention!) she
enlists the help of her nerdy friend Xander- who agrees to dress up like
a woman to distract Giles while Buffy replaces the books behind the
desk. All would be well, Giles is sweating and stammering for all he's
worth as the doubtful beauty woos him, but Angel walks into the library
at just the wrong moment, and is strangely attracted to the
Xander-woman. He starts coming on to him/her- competing with Giles-
until they accidently pull off his/her wig. Xander stands there and
makes a foolish wisecrack. Giles suddenly realizes that where Xander
is, Buffy must be lurking also. Buffy comes out a little disgruntled
and humiliated, but with a charmer's smile. She sheepishly hands him
the books.
Giles is about to assign the detention slips- when all of a sudden Buffy
blackmails him by telling him that she can beat him up very easily.
Giles stammers some more and they all laugh in relief! Another Buffy
scheme over with- amicably resolved- and they're just in time for pizza
at the hot lunch counter!