Gilesisms
'The Earth is doomed.' - Welcome To The Hellmouth 'Yes, she's lovely in a common, extreamly well-proportioned way.' - Teacher's Pet 'I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days, while you take in dinner and a show.' - Never Kill A Boy On The First Date 'A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way.' - Invisible Girl 'As the soon-to-be-purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not LET her go!' - Prophecy Girl 'Maybe you could wrestle some information from that dread machine. That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?' - Welcome to the Hellmouth 'You've enslaved yourself to this, this... cult? (refering to cheerleading)' - Witch 'That's the thrill of living on the hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage...Pardon me for finding the glass half full!' - Witch 'Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells... so that she can become a cheerleader?' - Witch 'You were right, all along, about everything... Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a pekinese.' - Teacher's Pet 'It should simply be plunge and move on, plunge and move on...' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'Follow your hormones if you want.' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date
'She is the strangest girl.' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'Damn!' (caught between two vampires) - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer.' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'While the mere fact of you wanting to check out a book would be grounds for a national holiday...' - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date 'You just run along to class, while I wait for the feeling to return to my arms.' - The Pack 'She lives very much in the 'now,' and, well, history, of course, is very much about the 'then.' - Angel 'Form a circle. But there's only two of us. That's really more of a line.' - I Robot, You Jane 'He thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberate attempt to minimize said contact but he would have none of it.' - The Puppet Show 'My investigation is somewhat hampered by a life in the theatre.' - The Puppet Show