You ride with Tracy over to the Dimly Lit Lounge. It's a great club and with Tracy and Vachon at your side, a lot safer than the Raven.  Rock music is blaring thought the speaker system, dancers cavort on a tiny dance floor and your having a great time. You're sipping your drink, when you notice a dark red curtain pulled across one wall of the club. You ask Tracy about it, and she tells you the stage is behind it.

"Oh," You smile and go back to enjoying the club's strangely 'perky' atmosphere.
 
Suddenly, the curtain drops to reveal…a kareoke machine!
 
You gasp in horror. You find yourself looking for exits, but then Vachon and Tracy take the stage and out of politeness you feel you have to stay.

They actually aren't -that- bad. They sing a duet of a song you've never heard before, so as far as you know, it's good.
 

You applaud and shout encouragements along with the rest of the crowd. You next turn around and order a double. You're going to need it to get through anymore of this. Next up is a blonde in a very strange lace dress.

"Go Urs!" Tracy yells.
 

You notice Vachon ordering a double of his own.  Soon you find out why, not only does Urs start right into a Patsy Cline medley, but her voice is…really, really…not good.  You grit your teeth and try to smile, but it's hard. Even Tracy looks like she might start screaming to end the torture. You start wondering if it'd be worth it to gnaw your own leg off to escape.

After about 4 hours (at least it seemed like that long) Urs leaves the stage and your group tries to propel -you- up there. You: