Billy: Well, Josh you won't be free much longer, so you better "batch" it up tonight or forever hold your peace. Josh: No, no, no. This is about all the "batching" I do these days. Billy: Oh..no, no. Tonight we're celebrating the end of an era. Gentlemen, Josh and Reva are no longer going to be living in sin. Phillip: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Billy: You guys, maybe we outta serve a little tea to help Joshua's fantasy. Josh: Hey, hey, hey. You just keep your mouth shut. Right now Reva's friends are throwing her a nice, quiet bridal shower. Billy: Oh, right! You bought that line! Wait...hey, gentlemen...help me out. Tell me...is this true or not? Bridal shower is code for male stripper.

Billy: Now, Josh...as your best man, I consider it my sacred duty to show you the most fun within the limits of the law. Josh: I'm fine, Billy. Billy: Fine is out. Forget fine. You need to raise the roof, little brother. Hey gentlemen...I intend to show Josh a bachelor night that's gonna shake his family tree down to the roots!