, LFN fanfics. But that's not all that keeps us such a MARY bunch of coconuts. . .
If you're curious to know who we are and what madness has gripped
our hearts, TICKLEd our fancy, and fevered our imaginations. . .
stay put because you came to the right place to find out!
First, we'll start the tour with this name dropping introduction
that will VALDate our existence,
followed by a Picture Gallery of us as toddlers!
Are you wondering why toddler and not grownup pictures of our gang?
Heck, why not be original?!
When better than at a time we soiled our diapers?
PartiKARLAly when rumor has it that some NGers still POO-POO -- but no one's talking!
"Huh?"
What IOWA AMYing at?
No-OO, we are not goobers!
We're MACadamians who enjoy laughing.
In fact, our humor is leJENdary.
We reGAIL ourselves with G, PG, and NC-17, or "R" because it rolls better on the tongue , LFN fanfics. But that's not all that keeps us such a MARY bunch of coconuts. . .
DEEGE you know that we also write 2DIE4 hysterical skits about the Section One Gang: Michael, Nikita, Walter, Birkoff, Operations, and Madeline?
Thanks to us, our Section queridos have psychedelically "tripped" at Burger King, passed gas during Thanksgiving, and were almost eaten like beef jerky. One time, Nikita even strummed a banjo while Michael tried to sing with too tight pants .
Oh, and once -- once -- our favorite DENISEns even arced our backs by Saturday Night Fever dancing with Jurgen. MaKYNg his one and only ghost of a chance return from the dead before again resting in pieces.
Our NGer Gang is as witty and creative as Spanky's.
G, isn't it obvious 
?!
Shoot, even our names are as clever.
No wonder it's KISMET that we also like to get into mischief,
especially concerning La Femme Nikita: Our addiction.
So what's the biggie about LFN that would make us create this page, you may ask?
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
Uh. . . No. We're not going down that path. Another page, another time, perhaps! 
The real biggie is that La Femme Nikita, a show about the most covert antiterrorist organization in the world, known as Section One, is unlike other viewing fare. Don't ARCH your brows! We're not being MELISSAous, just truthful.
LFN
Isn't a DINKY
Television show, but a
Bird of prey amongst pigeons;
A magnificent FALCON;
Envelope pushing
And SHARPly
Cutting
Edge.
The show has promiNANCE.
It should win an EMMY, damn it!
The reason is simple. In spite its shades of grey, Nikita is an action-packed dramatic hour that's GUDRUNteed to satisfy everyone, including one PALEOANTHologist.
The show REINAs in; has us so enthralled
that in our glee we roll in HEATHER as well as clover.
Beside the supeRIOr story lines that at times have welcomed touches of humor, LFN has state-of-the-art firepower and not COLT45 shoot-outs, along with hand-to-hand combat in black Lycra, magnificent special effects, and inventive gadgets.
Oh, and of course, also romance for the tender-hearts.
With occasional flashes of bare flesh for the more prurient among us .
Now do you see why LAFEMME BRINAs so much joy?
LFN SUZtains our interest by making use
of all our senses, including the psychic.
In fact, our sixth sense tells us that more times than they care to admit, our second-guesses have made LFN's production and writing staff batty. . . Aww, but they know we really love the 3D experience they bring us every week. Otherwise, we wouldn't have stuck around for Season THREEE!
Besides, we know The Powers That Be get a kick out of our endless opinionated episodic debates. We do, too, especially when our over analyzed thoughts of what really was said between the lines and what this or that act really meant, are proven right . Well, not most times 
.
As you can SEA, we're never BUSHed for words. Even through LFN withdrawal, we're GABIE. During reruns and hiatus, we just slide into Off Topics. Also during the season. . . when our posts can at rare times be more interesting. . .
However, JEFF because we all love La Femme Nikita, don't think of COLIN us homogenized.
Uh-uh! Though our common thread is the show, not all of us think the same. As with our pictures, we are as diverse in our tastes.
Our NGer Gang's temperaments run the gamut from sweet to spicy, from verbose to succinct, from quarrelsome to thoughtful, from funny to smartalecky. Then some are WICKD and some are DOLLs, while one even manages to be both. Still others are plainly schizoid. . . [Just being honest !]
You'll find among us PAIGEmasters, artists, wRITArs, white/blue collar workers, parents, students, and different races; a rainbow coalition of people ranging in age from the teens to seventies.
In other words, we're a discriminating and intelligent bunch who recognize a superb acting ensemble when we see one.
How could we not be with such accomplished and appealing actors as Peta Wilson, Roy Dupuis, Eugene Robert Glazer, Alberta Watson, Don Francks, and Matthew Ferguson?
We are the QUINNtessential LFNFANs; truly diverse,
and do not all feel the same about the show and its characters.
While most of us are supporters of Michael and Nikita and their quest for love and freedom, known as Hopeless or Hopeful Romantics (HRs), other NGers are quite the cynics!
Those who are HRs can't have enough M&N moments. . . or Roy and his seductive gazes. Just ask the Royettes and Dupuis Ouis among us. Of course what really rivets us to RD is his excELLENt acting and not just his athletic body. Or his hard candy mouth or his sweet green eyes or his Rafaelite face or his vague but intriguing French-Canadian accent. Or even his wonderful Titian shoulder touching hair -- before he cut it. Truly, he is an actor who's remarkably gifted and charismatic.
So, okay, we know we're maudlin, but Roy's a FOXX. Then again, so is Peta, Eugene, Alberta, Matthew, and Don, who beside being a great raconteur is also a great kisser. Several women fans found that out when he greedily sMACKed their lips in October 1998 while attending the LFN Toronto Convention . . .
So much so that among us there is even a contingency of Ops and Maddy Twisted Hopeless Romantics. While the rest of us think these people are just simply twisted!
Operations and Madeline happily living sado-masoCATHYcally ever after? Perhaps tough-love can be romantic?!
Then some are hipsters who like to commune and have become Walter's Wenches.
The Wench count, so we hear, got stuck at 69, Don Franck's favorite number
!
Others are Birkoff's Babes, many of whom are underage and couldn't attend the convention at the Closed Quarters Hotel.
Making Matthew Ferguson blush RUBY red when he was told his groupies had curfews.
Psst, can you keep a secret? Admittedly some of us are overly engrossed. After the convention, not one, but two -- oK3 people. . . All right, the truth is, many people surpassed the lustful Wenches and became Heyn Hussies.
Who hide their "shame" under colored veils, as if we couldn't recognize them! Try as they might to cover up, their HEYNies are still visible. . .
Still others admire the show's enthralLYNNg music and DOMINO us with wonderful critiques. While some simply admire the show's technical aspects.
However, on one point we are completely even-STEVEN. We greatly love and admire Peta Wilson's tour de force portrayal of Nikita, La Femme's gutsy and poignant heroine. Section One's heart and soul and the core of our obsession.
"We Are Family!"
Which means we most always get along. GRANted, when we don't, our cross posts can make the rest double over with laughter or join in the fray. Eventually, though, we do make up, except when some of us rave . . . To find out who, JOEn the LFN Our NGer Gang.
A large part of the reason will be our company.
We've been told that compared with other newsgroups we are friendly to a fault, and welcome all except flamers. Even so, you have to be really unsavory before we kick your rear end till the A>A>M. Don't ever think we can't! Some regulars' wit EZly sting like BEEs. Just ask a couple of flamers who still can't sit from the roasting! So unless you are into burnt flesh, it's not advisable to say WHATEVER and tempt fate!
If you are respectful of others' opinions and have a sense of humor, we'll happily CHRISten you to our turf. Where you can post angst-free your pro/con views about LFN's missions, the actors and their acting, the writing, the music and technology, ask questions about the fashions, join our discussions. Create new ones! Even about interesting OT things, and perhaps you too will be bitten by our fixation:
"Thank you! Gracias! Merci! Obrigada! Danke!"
said she before letting out a huge
"Woo-Hoo!!"
Followed by a resounding. . .
{{{{"Come'n, Gabie, everyone, let's group hug!!!"}}}}
XOXOXOXOXOX
In Order of Appearance, the following NGers were featured above (the others in our hearts):
Tickle
ValD
Cins
Karla
IowaAmy
mac
Jen (Ziegote)
Gail
Mary
Deege
2Die4 (James)
Denise
Kyn
G (Granvia)
Kismet
Arch
Melissa
Tara (LJC)
Dinky
Falcon
Sharp
Nance
Emmy
Justice
Gev (Gevalia)
Catnap (Kathryn)
Erykko
Stremy
Granvia (1st time was just G!)
Jaida
Gudrun
Paleoanth
Phil
Reina
Heather
Rio
Colt45
Platt (96, Rosemary)
LaFemme (99, Jen)
Brina
Suz (Suzita)
ThreeE (Elizabeth Chambers)
Amy (KG in NIAMYWIEBSH)
Seabush
Gabie (Gabriela)
Jeff
Colin (Whipple)
Wickddoll (Natalie)
Paige
Rita (WriterRita)
Jrzy
Brown (the Browns)
Quinn
LFNfan
Ellen
Foxx (the)
Mack (Lundy)
Delipha
Cathy (CATKNSN)
Ruby (europa)
K3 (#1 Hussie to. . .)
Heyn (Chris. . . K3's veiled interest)
Lynn
Domino
Steven (Landry)
Gran (via. So I cheated ;-P!)
Joe
A>A>M (Amanda)
EZBee
Whatever (what-ever!)
Chris (Touhey)
So L.O.N.G., and thank you for dropping by !
