From rob4654@webtv.net Sun Jan 03 03:46:44 1999
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Captain's Log : I, Kathryn Janeway, Commanding USS Voyager, am pleased
to report that our travels are ended. Using an old WarpGate from the
Kree-Skrull days, we have emerged directly within Earth's solar system.
10 years, maybe, but all worth it.
Janeway : Tom, did you inform them we were coming? I don't see any
escorts!
Tom : No, Maam! I figured some media might be here, or my Dad, looking
to chew me out!
Harry : Should we prepare to set down on Earth, Captain?
Neelix : Oh, yes, lets! All kinds of new vegetables---there's this
rutabaga I've heard tell of!
Seven : But what if we should encounter another Raspberry Fiend?
B'lanna : Is he wielding Reddish-tinted raspberries or pinkish-tinted
Raspberries?
Seven : I do not posess such knowledge....aaaaahhhh!
Chakotay : Tom, reseal that hull breach!
Seven : Ah, uh, thank, you, Lieutanant!
B'lanna : DAMN! Nearly got her!
Harry : DO NOT try that again, Torres!
Janeway : All right, All Right! Stop That! This is a Movie parody, not a
sketch parody! Now, as we set down, turn on the monitor for
transmissions!
Everyone : We're back on Earth!
Monitor : EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! - Oh we're the Admiralty of
StarFleet, and were having quite a time! ( They dance, jump, do
cartwheels, and swing from chandeliers) EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH!
EAAAAARRTTH!
Janeway : Warp 10, Back To The Delta Quadrant! Let's--Not Go To Earth,
after all!
Tuvok : It does seem quite a silly place.
Tom : Hey, Neelix, why are you looking so depressed?
Neelix : Weeell, one way or another, our travels are over. I just feel
like we're never gonna see each other again!
Harry : Ah, that's never gonna happen!
Seven : The Collective had a phrase to alleviate such a concern.
Chakotay : Which was?
Seven : ( Slaps her hands together ) A - Wop - Bop -A- Loo- Bam- A- Wop
- Bam - Boom!
Chakotay : We Go Together, Like Rammalammam-didpdppii-ddooo
Janeway : Just like my Brother, he's
acscau;;lllai-mapiidddoo
Harry : Shang-Shang-Zipidi-dip-dip-dip- we'll always be like one
Neelix : Sha-nananna! And at the holo-dance; maybe we could take a
chance
Doctor : Stare at the stars above....
( Tom and Be'lanna withdraw from the madness )
Tom : I'm glad were on the holodeck!
Be'lanna : Yeah, what was with them? Hey, Tom, is something wrong?
Tom : I don't know! My head is throbbing! I've got hot flashes!
Be'lanna : Just breathe! Do you have hot flashes now?
Tom : No, not hot flashes...but..I've Got Chills; They're Multiplyin';
And I'm losin' Control; Cause Of the Power; You're Supplyin; Its
Electrryfiin'
Be'lanna : Snap out of it, Tom! I swear by Kahless...You Better Shape
Up; Cause I Need A Man; Who Can Keep Me Satisfied; You Better Shape Up;
If You're Gonna Prove; That My Faith Is Justified
T : Are You Sure?
B : Yes, I'm sure down deep inside!
Together : You're the one that I want; One that I'm bonded to;
Ooo-Ooo-Ooh!
( As we leave Voyager, we see Tom and Belanna leaving in the Delta
Flyer--with rumble seat, no less!)
Dear Sir : I must protest! That sketch was barely 50% Python, and
I....I...I sit and wonder whyyyy oh, why, you left me, oh Kessie! Oh
Kessie, Baaabby, Someday, when Hiiighh School is done....
LARCH IS THE WORD!
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Quote for the Week - "Let Me Guess-Tuesday?" - Captain Kirk, from
'Generations', disgusted by the unreadiness of the newly christened
Enterprise-B
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