From rob4654@webtv.net Thu Dec 23 00:31:14 1999
Author : Rob Morris
Title : I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing
Series : TNG
Type : Filk/Parody
Rating : G, except for crass commercialism
Summary : Coca-Cola Artist Haddon Sundbloom gave us the modern Santa
Claus; So Joyeux Noel, Mon Capitan et Crew!
( On the Bridge of the D, Deanna rises for no reason )
Troi : I'd Like To Buy The World A Home;
And Furnish It With Love;
( Bev joins in )
Bev : With Honey Bees And Apple Trees;
( Worf nods head, reluctantly )
Worf : And..Snow White Turtle Doves.
Picard : That's enough, now.
Wes : I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing ; In Perfect Harmony
Picard : Oh, I'LL teach you how to sing!
Geordi : I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke; And Keep It Company;
Riker : Its The Song I Sing;
Picard : Really, Crewman Riker?
All : ( Except JLP ) What The World Wants Today;
P : World? Which world?
All : And What The World Wants Today; Is The Real Thing.
( As they bob, weave, and continue singing Picard runs off The Bridge )
P : Holodeck 4!
( Holo 4 )
P : Computer--access greatest known battle of Captain James Kirk--begin
simulation!
( We see TOS Crew; Enterprise is facing Ghidorah in space )
Kirk : All stop!
Picard : All stop? But what about King....
Spock : Live...
Uhura : From The Enterprise...
Picard : Oh, No...Not again!
Sulu : Its The Ancient Destroyer Holiday Special!
Chekov : Featuring Peter Kirk and The Revelations Childrens Choir!
PK : Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! While The Merry Bells Keep
Ringing...Happy Holidays...To You! Oh, Its The Holiday Season;
All : ( Except JLP ) The Holiday Season..
Picard : Why Me? Who is causing this?
( By an artist's board, we see a cackling Q)
Q : Gee, Ain't I A Stinker?
( For good measure, Chevy Chase comes in dressed as Ghidorah and devours
Q )
Chevy : Land Shark.
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No obligation : Short Stories :
http://www.southroad.com/brightfame/
Ancient Destroyer :
http://www.geocities.com/cowtsatung/fanindex.html ( Temp?)
(
geocities.com/televisioncity/network) (
geocities.com/televisioncity)