From suzvoy@tesco.net Fri Dec 17 11:54:06 1999
Title: We Three Girls From Voyager Are
Author: Suz
Contact: suzvoy@tesco.net
Series: Voy XMAS FILK/PARODY
Rating: R
Code: J, 7, T, C, K, P
Part: 1/1 NEW
Date: 17th December 1999
Summary: Well they are the three main women...To the tune - I hope
obviously - of 'We Three Kings...'
Archive: Do it!
Disclaimer - Paramount own the names.
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GIRLS:
We three girls from Voyager are
One in a bun and one in a bra
One with a hammer, then with a spanner
Damaging Helmboy's car
BOYS:
O girls of wonder, girls of might
Girls with still no cellulite
Homeward leading, still proceeding
Please can we shag you tonight?
JANEWAY:
Chakotay's drive is quite a big pain
Warrior tale was all in vain
Swore forever, ceasing never
Keeping his rod maintained
CHAKOTAY:
O girl of wonder, girl of might
Girl with still no cellulite
Homeward leading, still proceeding
Please can I shag you tonight?
SEVEN:
Push-up bras to offer have I
Gravity, my breasts can defy
Pleading and praising all men *raising*
Worship them, nipples high
HARRY:
O girl of wonder, girl of might
Girl with still no cellulite
Homeward leading, still proceeding
Please can I shag you tonight?
B'ELANNA:
Tom is mine: travels with a voom
Unaware of impending doom
Bat'leth swinging, Klingon singing
Soon be in a vacuum
TOM:
O girl of wonder, girl of might
Girl with still no cellulite
Homeward leading, still proceeding
Please can I shag you tonight?
GIRLS:
Glorious now behold them all rise
Watch them growing between their thighs
Alleluia, alleluia!
They are a thankful size
BOYS:
O girls of wonder, girls of might
Girls with still no cellulite
Homeward leading, still proceeding
We're going to finally shag you tonight!
~FINIS
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"You have to handcuff the groom to a post and stick a truncheon up his-"
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