From rob4654@webtv.net Mon Jul 05 00:31:09 1999
Premise : At times, The Dominion War could be quite wacky; Just look
inside this Dominion Prison Camp
( We see that The Dominion Prison Camp
is out in the open air; Worf, having attained the rank of Colonel, runs
a secret operation from it; He sports a Bomber Flight Jacket )
( Vorta Kalink walks up to him )
VK : Colonel Worf. Did I hear digging last night?
Worf : Oh, no sir. The men were just pacing back and forth a lot.
VK : Whatever for?
Worf : Oh, sir! You've seen right through me, as always. They were
trying to figure out what to get you for your birthday. The men are so
devoted to you.
VK : As well they should be. There has never been a successful escape
from St'lg
kt'rce!
Worf : Oh, we know that, sir. Martok and I were discussing that same
thing at Quark's last week.
( Realizes his words too late )
VK : Quark's? But that's on Deep Space Nine---Oh, I get it. You were
dreaming again! Oh, it must be so hard to be a broken prisoner!
Worf : Er, yes. Well, I have to go. Bye
( Walks off )
Worf : I cannot believe he fell for that.
VK : FIRST!!!
( The First, who is a trifle out of shape to be a Jem'Hadar, responds to
VK's call )
First : Y'whl! I respond, Vorta Kalink!
VK : Have you noticed any unusual activity among the prisoners?
First : I have seen, and I know of no such activity!
( First glances nervously as Garak and Bashir set up an antenna on top
of The Camp's sensor array; Bashir actually waves )
First : I see No Thing that is unusual! No Thing!
( Back in barracks )
Worf : How far do our tunnels now extend?
Tain : All over the planet. Plus, we have communications bunkers in each
one, with their antennas hidden by Dominion banners.
Bashir : What's more, we're doing a brisk business, moving out over 1500
Federation prisoners a day.
Garak : A most fortunate thing that, while imprisoned here, we
discovered that temporal anomaly. It took us 5 years into the past,
enabling us to have the camp ready when the Dominion arrived.
Worf : Yes. All goes well. But now we have to smuggle the Defiant back
to DS9. Perhaps Kalink can help us.
( Vorta Kalink stands amazed ; We see Defiant )
VK : Amazing, Colonel Worf! This full-scale replica model you made for
the Female Founder has such incredible detail! Don't let anything happen
to it.
( Defiant takes off )
Worf : Oh, Kahless! The wind is taking it!
VK : No, Colonel! All that work your men did. Mark my words, this wind
will be investigated at the highest levels!
Next week on Worf's Warriors :
( We see Bashir made up to look vaguely like a shapeshifter )
VK : Oh, we are so blessed to have you here, Founder!
Bashir : This place is filthy and disorderly, unlike the Great Link.
Turn on all the lights to investigate this dirt!
VK : But Founder, that will light the way for The Federation Task Force
to...
Bashir : Are you questioning a Founder?
( VK and First look scared )
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