Subject: YesterRacer ( TOS Remix ), G, 1/1
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 1999 18:54:05 GMT
Premise : Spock feels the need, the need for........
YesterRacer
by Rob Morris
( Spock and Kirk emerge from The Guardian Of Forever )
Kirk : Well Spock I guess that jaunt through time is over. I'm glad to be
back in our own time.
Spock : Yes Captain being in our own time is preferable to being in someone
else's.
( They beam up )
McCoy : Hey Jim What Is This You Didn't tell me you were beaming up with A
Vulcan.
Thellin : Mmmm. As your First Officer I wish I had been informed instead of
you just beaming up like this oh well I guess its done.
Spock : Captain traveling through the Guardian must have changed history we
have to go back.
Kirk : Okel-Dokel!
( Spock goes into the past )
Spock : Hello Sarek I am your cousin Selek but I'm just passing through.
Sarek : Hello Selek I would like to talk to you but I must prepare my son
Spock for the Kahswan Desert Race!
Amanda : Oh Sarek I don't know if I want Spock to be in the race its really
quite dangerous.
Sarek : This race is an important rite of passage for all Vulcans my wife and
Spock must go through it too even though he's half-human.
( At the race Spock sees the trouble )
Saboteur : Hah that lousy Earther will never finish the Kahswan race after I
sever his fuel line.
Young Spock : Wish me luck Cousin Selek I think I'm going to do quite well in
the Kahswan.
Spock : I cannot stop the saboteur without revealing who I am but wait there
was always one individual who helped me out in the past even if I never
learned who he really was if only I could contact him.
Amanda : Be careful in the race Spock oh I'm so worried
Sarek : That's a fine vehicle he and I built but maybe I'll build a better
one next time.
( The race begins ; Young Spock is well out in front when his fuel line goes )
Young Spock : Oh no now I'll never finish the race and I might get killed as
well
Amanda : Oh Spock!
Sarek : C'mon, Spock!
( Then, a car pulls alongside Young Spock's Racer and seals his fuel line )
Racer X : Good luck, Spock! I know you can win it!
( Little does Spock realize that Racer X is actually his older brother Sybok
who left home years ago )
Young Spock : I wonder who Racer X really is I wonder if he's really my older
brother Sybok who left home years ago
Spock : I still wonder who Racer X really was I wonder if he was my older
brother Sybok who left home years ago
Racer X : Spock must never find out who I really am that I am his older
brother Sybok who left home years ago
Amanda : Go, Spock! Oh I am so glad that Spock wasn't hurt or that he won't
be leaving home like his older brother Sybok who left home years ago
Sarek : Amanda! Wife you are not supposed to talk about Spock's older brother
Sybok who left home years ago Go, Spock!
( Spock crosses the finish line first, but the saboteur cracks up and dies )
T'Pau : Thee were completely illogical to not finish the race much like
Spock's older brother Sybok who left home years ago
Announcer : Spock wins the Kahswan Desert Race!
( Spock poses outside the car )
Sarek : That is my son who won that race next time I will build a vehicle
that can travel five times the speed of sound!
Young Spock : No, Father. There will be no more races I have decided to join
Starfleet
Sarek : Hmmm. We will discuss this my son but not right now lets just go home
and celebrate that you did better than your older brother Sybok who left home
years ago.
(Spock emerges from The Guardian )
Kirk : Well Spock did you restore your past back to what it was?
Spock : Yes Jim but a saboteur died but thats just too bad because he should
have tried to win the race fairly
Kirk : Its good to have you back Spock now we're all going on Shore Leave to
a museum planet featuring the history and evolution of the automobile
Spock : That will be good Captain since I too have a fondness for automobiles
Kirk : Oh by the way your ward Saavik came with us by hiding in the
shuttlebay's storage compartment again
Spock : I shall have Sarek speak to her since she is not supposed to do that!
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