This isn't meant to be sacrilegious in anyway. If you might be offended by this top ten list, just move on please. Thanks!

Top 10 Ways the Bible Would Be Different If Written by College Students . . .

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.

9.  The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and written in a large font.

8.  New edition written every two years in order to limit reselling.

7.  Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

6.  Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.

5.  Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4.  The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

3.  Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2.  Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

AND THE NUMBER ONE CHANGE TO THE BIBLE IF IT WERE WRITTEN BY COLLEGE STUDENTS . . .

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.