Welcome to the dungeon. It's empty as we speak, but I'm open to suggestions. I was thinking of throwing delinquent guests down here to suffer because they couldn't follow one simple rule, but I think the constant reminders helped them learn their lesson. I haven't had one unruly guest yet. Will you be the first?
I certainly hope not. :) I suppose it was curiosity that lead you down here. Don't worry. It's not dark and dirty like the dungeons you see in movies and on television. I try to keep it bright and cheery. It's a reflection my personality. I can't have a messy dungeon or a scary one for that matter. It just doesn't suit me. :)
So, please continue on your journey. Don't let me keep you. Now, I need to get back to deciding what to do with this place. Maybe I'll hide my Book of Shadows down here. Or just keep a few of my favorite TV characters down here. Hmm... that second one sounds promising. ;) That way I'll always know where to find them.
You're still here? I'm so sorry. I'm neglecting you, aren't I? Forgive me. I was lost in thought. So, go where you please. You don't need me to keep reminding you that you're free to roam my manor, do you? I'll probably be in whichever room you choose to visit before you get there. And maybe next time you visit, I'll have decided what to do with this dungeon. :)
If you want to go back to the foyer/sitting room, click here. If you want to leave, well, you know what to do to leave, right? Take care.