Compiled by Chaimu Kirishima

10. When someone asks you where you learned something, you smile wittingly and reply, "I have many skills".

9. If you have a cat and you hear it hiss at you, the first thought that comes to your mind is Callisto.

8. You refer to a kite as a "flying parchment".

7. You develop a liking for nutbread.

6. You decide to become a bard.

5. You ask your parents to buy a chakrum, sword, armor, gauntlets, and a war staff for you.

4. You practice Xena's war cry.

3. You have a horse and the only name that comes to your mind is "Argo".

2. Instead of saying "Thank goodness" when you're in relief, you start saying "Thank the Gods".

AND . . . the number one reason you're a Hardcore Nutball . . .

1. After a fight with someone you hate, you beat them senseless, disarm them (if necessary) and apply the 'Xena Touch', and say to them coldly, "I've blocked off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds if I don't release you."

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