BY SOLO
EPISODE FIVE
What was happening to our hero when we left her last? (it was sooo long now even I don't remember!!) Oh that's right, after breaking and entering into the main living room of the Shitsu Tonka submarine Titanic II (but really, the lads shouldn't have left the door unlocked - Bindy, as a law student, is this still classed as breaking and entering or just trespass?) Solo preceded to eat all of Paul's jelly, rest in Paul's chair and then (rather foolishly - but then again...) fall asleep in Paul's bed. then the lads came home...
We rejoint Solo, who has jst been woken by Paul's persistent cries and is now sitting bolt upright in the bed, staring wild eyed at the surrounding, drooling trio.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" the three boys screamed.
"QUIET!!!" Solo cried and in the following shocked silence
she slowly looked at the three boys standing, rather stupidly, around the
bed. On her right, stood a tall handsome young man, who reached up and
pulled his fringe out of his eyes and stared at her, the lust in his eyes
barely hidden behind the panic at seeing an actually girl in a bed. his
long, boney limbs and skinny frame was poised akwardly on the brink of
fleeing.
Standing stiffly at the end of the bed, was another young
man. A little shorter than the first....(and a little cuter) stared at
Solo in horror, the little comma of his fringe fell adroably oer his forehead.
he was a little stronger built than the first and a lot less confident.
Then Solo looked to her left. Standing quite close to
the bed was a short, unbeliveably handsome young man with longish dark
hair that fell into his eyes and just about everywhere else. He stared
at her silently. his mouth hung open and his hands figited nervously.
All three were dressed in blue/grey jumpsuits, black
boots and thick black belts.
"Who are you?" Solo asked, adressing the shorter one
specifically but actually meaning all three. the shorter one seemed unable
to answer.
Solo looked over to the tall one, he too seemed strangly
silent. Finally Solo looked at the one at the end of the bed.
"Um um um." he muttered.
"Spit it out gorgeous," Solo demanded. Then she looked
closer, oh name tags...she should have picked that up in the first place,
she thought. "You must be Richard right?" she asked with a smile, "and
you are Tim," she looked at the tall one, "and Paul" she looked back to
the short one.
"Who are you?" Tim asked.
"Who are you?" Richard asked.
"Who are you?" Paul finally sputtered.
Oh no...Solo wasn't going to go through that again. She
opened her mouth to answer and then closed it - for some reason she suddenly
had several names running through her mind - Skeeter, Lisah, Noafro, Bindy,
Jenny, Jayce, Jessie, Curly_Toot, Popin_Fresh, Mythor, Pumpkin, Jen, Wiseman,
Dutchound...but she forced these names back...get back get back!!! she
thought and suddenly blurted out "Solo."
Tim and Richard burst out laughing. "SOLO???" Tim gasped.
Richard struggled to breathe.
"What?" Solo asked nervously.
"Solo? what does that mean, that you're single? available?
alone? desperate? hahahaha!!!"
"Oh shut up!" Solo muttered. "It's after Solo from Star
Wars, don't you get it? he was adorable but a scoundrel," Solo felt her
face flame.
She looked at Paul. he was staring back at her intently.
She suddenly couldn't take the laughing any more and snapped... "What are
you staring at?"
"Nothing!" he snapped back.
"Nothing?" she asked, gee thanks, now I feel like i'm
completely pathetic. "Great come back Einstin!"
Tim and Richard were laughing hysterically - their heads
were snapping back and forth between Solo and Paul.
"Get out of my bed!" Paul demanded.
"Oh, I'm sooooo sorry, your bed is it?" she asked sarcastically
but gave no impression of moving. "Were you the one who woke me up?"
"Yep!" Paul replied. "Did you sit in my chair?"
"Um, well..."
"Did you eat all my jelly?"
"Um, well..."
"Did you fall alseep in my bed?"
"Um, well..." hand on a minute, why was she getting on
the defensive? "Did they have your names on em?" she asked.
Paul paused...huh? "I don't need my name on em, jellybreath,
Tim and Richard know their mine. And besides, they can't read."
"Hey!" Tim and Richard both protested at once, but Paul
and Solo ingnored them.
"well, i didn't know you were sooooo picky. hey I was
hungry and besides, I was brought here against my will, i don't want to
be here. I was hungry I never got to finish my tim tams and coke, I was
hungry so it's not my fault monkeyboy!"
"Well then, why are you still here then? just leave!"
"Oh yeah, brilliant smartarse!!! I'll jsut open the door
and step out shall I...It should only take a few minutes to hit the ground."
"What?"
"Well, some balding, strangely dressed little man kidnapped
me from my home while I was watching Good News Week."
"What's Good News Week?" Richard asked, seemingly very
interested.
"oh, just a satrical news program on the ABC, it's very
popular and hosted by pa....ahhh nevermind."
"Never heard of it." Tim muttered, "can't be that good."
"Hey!" Paul butt in pushing Tim, who had moved closer
to Solo, away from the bed, "I'm talking here!" he turned to Solo, "Fall,
fall from where??? we're under the ocean."
"Ha! that goes to show what you know titch. this Flacco
dude says that you guys F..... up when you were playing around with some
antique time machine...well guess what...you sent this little ship of yours
back in time, and not only that but to a parallel universe."
Tim and Ricaherd looked sheepish, paul looked pissed
off... "I didn't do it!"
"Did I say you did snugglebuns?"
"Don't call me snugglebuns you, you, you, GIRL!!!"
"Woohoohoo hoo!!!" Tim and Richard both waggled their
little fingers at Paul's piss weak atempt at an insult. Tim looked at solo
and waggled his eyebrows sugestively. Solo ignored him.
"I am a girl, Paul." she replied hautily.
"Really, I couldn't tell since your hidding in MY bed!"
Paul replied sarcastically.
"You childish, immature little twit,"
"You, You jelly stealing, chair stealing, bed stealing....GIRL!"
Solo laughed..."i'm scared!"
"Oh shut up!" Paul snapped and grabbed solo's arm. "Get
out of my bed!!!"
All right, All right, keep ya boots on." Solo grumbled
and climbed out of the bed. Standing next to paul she looked up and said,
"Well, Flacco said i have to fix your stupid time machine - apparently
you guys don't know how."
"oh yes we can - we just can't be bothered." Paul replied.
"No Paul, we can't fix it." Richard said walking up to
Solo. "Do you think you can help us?"
Solo looked at Richard and smiled sweetly, he rung his
hands and smiled nervously back. behind Solo Paul was pulling faces at
Tim and sticking his fingers in his mouth as if to choke on the niceness
of the situation. Tim laughed.
"I don't know Rich, but I'll give it a try." She spun
around and stared suspiciously at Paul who was standing innocently behind
her.
Paul looked down at her "We...if you think you can do
better than us...go on then!" he demanded.
Tim looked lustily at Solo... "i'll show you where the
Time machine is...I'll also show you around the Titanic II if you like."
Tim waggled his eyebrows up and down.
"Ahhh!! maybe some other time Tim."
"Tim, leave her alone, i'm sure she'd like a chance to
settle in and
relax. it must have been scary just getting sucked up like
that huh?"
"Solo sighed...this was going to be a long day, "you'd
better just take me to the machine." she said.
What will happen next?
Will Solo take advatnage of her situation? (I would!!
)
Can Solo fix the time machine and send the boys back
home?
Why do all the boys share a bed?
Is there room for one more?
Where is the bathroom on the Titanic II?
And will Solo every get home in time to watch the end
of GNW???
STAY TUNED...