Introducing...
We're fairly certain that Ivan no longer visits this site; he seems to have disappeared off the face of the CyberPlanet, therefore we feel fairly secure in bringing you this new innovation. You knew it was bound to happen. Deep in your souls, you longed for this. Discouraged by the lack of Ivan in the entertainment world, we felt the need to create our own reality. Armed with the latest technology and the most brilliant of imaginations, we've made Ivan a staple of our everyday lives. The Triumvirate is proud and excited (and sorta scared) to present to you Dress-Me-Up Dutchy.


We are creative, but we know you are probably just as creative as we are. Therefore, we would like to know your ideas for this page. What would you like us to dress him in next? Let us know. (NOTE: "In Drag" is not as clever as you think it is. Thank you for being slightly more creative.)
We will also accept your own Dress-Me-Up Dutchy submissions, though we can't guarantee we'll publish them here. And make sure you keep checking back with us...new images are being made as you read this!
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