Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"Now wait a minute," I can hear you saying. "What's this got to do with DutchyWeb? Ivan's not Irish! He's Ukrainian! And the rest of you are of dubious ancestry as well! So why St. Patrick's Day?" 
The answer's quite complex, actually. Well, for one thing, Jenna is not Irish per se, but Jess knows she loves Ireland very much and will probably jump at any chance to have an Irish holiday put up on DutchyWeb. It was just the matter of putting the stuff up to surprise Jenna when she gets back to the world of Mount Holyoke. Which reminds me...where the hell is she, anyway?
Oh, yeah, and then there's the small matter of getting the holiday decorations down in a timely manner, since although I spread the love around just like Spot suggested, I still hate the Holiday from Hell and I'm still bitter. So, Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Kick back with a tankard o green beer, hold onto your pot o gold, and may the luck o the Irish be wit ye all the day long! 
See, Ivan agrees with me! Beer is a good thing, and so is St. Patrick's Day!
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