We love you Ivan, oh yes we do
We don't love anyone as much as you
When you're not near us, we're blue
Oh Ivan we love you!

We love you Dutchy, oh yes we do
No one can spell strike as well as you
When you're not visible, we're blue
Oh Dutchy we love you!

We love you Ivan, oh yes we do
We hope you're watching us, and mailing too
We want to hear from you, it's true
Oh Ivan we love you!

WARNING: If you know the tune to this song, be careful! The annoying little bugger has a nasty tendency to get stuck in your head for days on end. =)