Chip Chap (Registered User)
The Dark Shadow Enigma story thread- part four
While everyone in the Acorn Cafe was busy congratulating themselves on
beating the soldiers, the giant radioactive fish, the Elmyra clones,
a trio of maniacal minions, and most of the home-made ninjas that Clawdia
had cooked up... The Dark Shadow Enigma was auctioning off weapons of
mass destruction to the Rescue Rangers worst enemies.
The Dark Shadow Enigma (motioning to a large metal rod): And next we
have a massive rare-earth electromagnet capable of ripping iron-rich
magma out of the planets core... excellent for mining, stealing precious
metals, pulling aircraft carriers off course, or erasing stored data on
orbiting satellites... just be sure not to carry any paperclips in your
pockets when this baby gets turned on.
Nimnul (standing next to a giant death-ray, a pocket-sized earthquake
generator, a thin slab of gravity-nullifying Cavorite, and can of
lethally-concentrated chocolate sauce): I'll keep it in mind...
I bid two million.
Chlordane (with a box of self-replicating robots, a ceramic internal
combustion engine, a magnetic polarity neutralizer, and a singularity bomb):
You fool! I bid ten million!
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What will happen to the Ranger's home city when the villains are finished
loading up on weapons?
Will Zipper be able to warn anyone about what is happening?
Will the folks at the Cafe wonder why all those bad guys were attacking
them and basically wasting their time?
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The J.A.M. (Registered User)
And now, the obligatory Meanwhile...
[...unWARP!!!]
Good evening.
*******
Silence.
Darkness.
And moreover, no fighting.
The Incredible Black Panther was thus sleeping. And since he was sleeping,
his adrenaline levels dropped, meaning that...
[...demetamorphosise...]
...he was now a normal anthropomorphic jaguar once more.
The J.A.M. awoke.
And he felt rather sore.
"Ouch," he thought. "I usually don't feel like this unless I've been at the gym--"
And then he noticed that his t-shirt had been stretched, so that it almost
looked like a night shirt.
"Odd, how did *this* happen?"
He was about to ask the other patrons of the Coffeehouse--
--when he noticed that he *wasn't* in thhe Coffeehouse.
Slowly, it all came to him. Though the last thing that he remembered was
being strangled by an Elmyra clone and suddenly feeling queazy in the stomach.
But no matter. If he was still in the Dragon Planet, all he had to do was
retrieve his cell phone and his GPS and he'd know exactly where he--
His kangaroo pouch was *gone*.
Drat. That would mean that he would have to ask for directions.
He then thought he heard some noise nearby.
He padded toward the sound, and saw that it was some sort of auction going on.
He went up to the first guy he saw and asked, "Excuse me, do you know where
I can find a phone---um--and a bathroom?"
*******
Until next time, remember:
I AM THE J.A.M.
Good evening.
[WARP!!!]
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AH-64 Apache (Registered User)
operation "Watch Tower"
with 2 choppers flyinh high altitude watch, the remaining 3 take off once
again and land on a building roof top near by the Cafe and began the long,
bore'in deal of "Operation Watch Tower", waitin and watchin for more trouble,
not knowing about the auction and the destruction it will cause when the
Rangers' villains come out to play.....
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