Golly, Golly, Golly
--What happens if Gadget opens up a store? Why, the others sing a
jingle for it, of course!--
(To the tune of "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly" from Schoolhouse Rocks)
CHIP: Hmmm...
DALE: Hmmm...
MONTY: Hmmm...Ready Chip?
CHIP: Yep.
MONTY: Ready Dale?
DALE: Uh-huh
MONTY: Let's go!
DALE: Let's go!
MONTY: One...two...
ALL:
Golly, Golly, Golly, get your gizmos here
Golly, Golly, Golly, get some doodads here
Come on down to Gadget's, get those gadgets here
You're going to need
a helmet indeed
But try not to think about it
Golly, Golly, Golly, get those deathtraps here
Got a lot of golly jolly time bombs here
Everything, we think, is safe--that's what we declare!
ALL:
A gizmo is a thing
DALE:
(That's all it is, and there's a lot of 'em)
ALL:
Like the Ranger Wing
DALE:
(Occasionally it works...sometimes)
ALL:
The motors shut off in flight, or do some other bad thing
And so, your seat belts are positively very very necessary!
Golly, Golly, Golly, get some gizmos here
Monty, Chip, and Dale all ride in gizmos here
Got a lot of gadgets used in our career!
So come to Gadget's
MONTY:
Hello folks. This is Monterey sayin' that we have all the gadgets
that haven't killed us, so start with those.
CHIP:
Hello folks. This is Chip here. Suppose your quarry is escaping--
how are you going to capture him? That's where the net-harpoon
comes in. We can also give you a special safety feature so you
can carry it around without it going off. (*TWANG*) AAAAAA!!!!
DALE:
Hi. Suppose your going nut-gathering: Your buddy wants to know
how to pick them up. Use a doodad and show him!
ALL:
Get a gizmo!
Use it with a parachute, it's much more safe
Beware steel-belted trousers because they'll chafe
Anything you'd ever use borders on unsafe
And so you choose very carefully everything you use
Use it with a spring it always adds some spice
Throw in wires, throw in gears, roll the dice
Use it with another gadget--that's the end
Or even worse...
How, what, and why
Precautions and safety
These questions are brought up
When you use a gadget
Come and get it!
Golly, Golly, Golly, get your gizmos here
Quickly, quickly, quickly, fasten seat belts here
Slowly, surely, really pray your luck holds here
You're to need 'em -- Warnings? Heed 'em
And the directions, you should go read 'em
Golly!
GADGET:
If it's a gadget, we have it at Gadget's! Bring along your old
electronics, too, like phones, lamps, and fans. We'll disassemble
them and make perfectly good gadgets out of them!
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Get your gadgets here
GADGET:
Lots of cool gear at Gadget's, so come on down
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Golly, Golly, Golly
GADGET:
Gizmos that shoot plungers, nets, rope...
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Golly, Golly, Golly,
GADGET:
...Batteries, jell-o...
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Monty, Chip, and Dale
GADGET:
...Meat by-products, soap scum
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Golly, Golly, Golly
GADGET:
Enrich your arsenal with gadgets!
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Golly, Golly, Golly
DALE:
Besides, they're absolutely free!
MONTY, CHIP, DALE:
Golly, Golly, Golly
GADGET:
They need service
ALL:
Indefinitely
New lyrics copyright 1997 Matt Plotecher
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