-It's Technology

-You could learn something even if you don't know it!

-Helps you promote lazy eye research.

-Helps cure boredness.

-Gets you informed with the world

-Helps promote research on fat based diseases (like heart disease)

-Makes Snacking FUN!

-Don't have to think.

-Watch movies that you normally would not pay money to rent.

-Gives a boost to Corporates.

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