10. Q: What is life after death?
A: Life. Look at Kenny for example. He always comes back to life!
9. Q: Is there going to be a war?
A: There may be. But don't worry. You will enjoy being a soldier and making a fool of yourself! (M*A*S*H)
8. Q: Should I get married?
A: Well, you should ask someone like, Oprah or Jerry Springer for that one. (The "Dispute Settelers")
7. Q: Will I get a MILLION DOLLAR$?
A: That's a toughie. Ask, Trebek, White or Barker for that one. (Game shows)
6. Q: How can I predict the future?
A: Get the Chicago Sun Times (Early Edition)
5. Q: How do you become a detective?
A: You gotta always suspect that aliens did it (X-Files)
4. Q: What's a good diet?
A: Mmmm... That would be Lasagna and lots of it! (Garfield)
3. Q: How do you lose weight?
A: a) Eat less Weight Gain 2000
b) Get your boss to pay for liposuction!
2. Q: What's a good place to go to school?
A: On a boat doing nothing except partying and chatting (Breaker High)
1. Q: What is the point of life?
A: To enjoy yourself by: pigging out, watching tv and getting noticed in any way possible (Homer)
These list are cool! I'm gonna read MORE!!!