My conversation with Raven on the Last Day of School
Raven will be in italics while I (Arcadian) will be normal.
The question and answers A through E are actually taken from our Geometry test.
Question 26: The converse of the statement "If I am a turkey, then you are a moose" is:
A: If you are a moose, then I am a turkey.
B: If I am not a turkey, then you are not a moose.
C: If you are not a moose, then I am not a turkey.
D: If I am not a turkey, then you are a moose.
E: None of these
F: If I am a turkey, you area a dumb f*ck for taking my test
G: If I am a moose, you're a giraffe
H: I am not a turkey, then you're still a dumb f*ck
I: If I am a dumb f*ck then you are definitly a turkey
J: If I'm a dumb f*ck, then you can go to...the library
K: Well, if I go to the library, then I am a librarian, and then you're...damned!
L: I guess I'm a turkey
M: And I'm a duck
N: Hey, where the hell did that duck come from?
O: From the library, where ducks live
P: I am a sheep (baa)
Q: Where do gay sheep live?
R: I don't know, but bi sheep reside in Whitewater/East Troy
S: If bi sheep live in Whitewater, and straight sheep & ducks live in E-ville, how long does it take a bi sheep to bike to hell & back?
T: Interesting Question...lets have a multiple choice answer.
a: 15 mins
b: 6 hours
c: 3 days
U: None of the above - bi sheep bi-cycle
V: Hee hee hee hee
W: Ha ha ha - Another multiple choice...
a: Leave school today and not come back till Aug?
b: Never take another math class again?
c: Become the rockin' seniors that we are?
X: All of the above
Y: Don't come back till September
Z: Angie sucks...
Answer:
I choose all of the above! - Arky
Moi, Aussi - Raven
***END OF TEST***
*Resume Real Life*