Other Drinking Games: F-J

From: "Yannick Belzil" (onclegreg@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 10:42:45 PST

DC's best comic book, JLA; Justice League of America, does not have any 
drinking game, I'm going to remedy that right now.
Here it goes.

Take one sip if-
-A character refers to something happening in his own title.
-bickering between Green Lantern and Flash
-Batman says "HH"
-Bats treats another member as a manservant
-Superman calls a Leaguer by his real name
-J'onn uses his martian psychic powers.

2 sips-
-GL does something cool with his ring
-Reference to DC history
-We see Superman as the heroic icon that he is.
-You see a DC guest star.
-You discover that someone is really J'onn J'onzz disguised.
-J'onn is hurt by fire

3 sips
-An old villain is revamped in a nwe terrific form.(i.e. The Key)
-Original cool new use of a leaguer's powers (Aquaman causing seizures 
with his mental powers)
-See and old leaguer.
-Someone says that he likes seeing Wonder Woman (i.e. Zauriel: I'd pay 
money to watch your back!)
-WW kicks a villains'butt when the villain in question claimed that she 
couldn't.
-Plastic Man behaves in a Jim Carrey sort of way.
-Captain Marvel is there and shouts SHAZAM!! (that is so cool)

Gulp
-Teamwork of GL and Flash is used
-Aquaman is friendly with someone else than Green Arrow.
-Green Arrow shows his calm nature.
-Aztek does actually something
-Bats and Supes have a chat
-Bats calls Supes "Clark"

CHUG
-You see the Wonder Twins
-There is a link to the Kingdom COme mini-series.
-The JLA gets almost beaten because of an adversary who has psychic 
powers.
-Gets a new member.
-Cool use of an established DC villain.

That's about it for now, when the membership will be completed I'll add 
more stuff. E-Mail your comments to onclegreg@hotmail.com
-Airwave 
READ JLA!!!

"Hitman" Drinking Game

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 05:13:47 +0000
From: AD Ewing (ade100@york.ac.uk)

All these drinking games... even one from the JLA, complete with 'HH' reference. Yet NONE for Garth Ennis's
HITMAN! Free of charge, obligation or even movie rights, here's my pathetic stab at the official Tommy
Monaghan drinking game. (I'm sure you must get a lot of these. Bear with me. It's early in the morning in
this country.)
DISCLAIMER: Drinking is BAAAAAD! Fun, but nevertheless BAAAAD! Don't do it, kids. No, no, no!

BASIC RULES: Only spanish beer will do. Preferably with 'Sierra' in it. If someone pukes up they have to
announce that they are Baytor. Anyone spotted being drunk will have to recount an adventure with the
Justice Club. Anyone who threatens to kill somebody during the game has to make long speech about how if
God is up there, the guy ain't saying jack, and how they wish it coulda all turned out different. That's
enough basic rules.

TAKE ONE DRINK IF:

-Pat makes a crack about Hacken (two if Hacken beats him up)
-Someone says "motherloving"
-Tommy and Pat have buddy moment (two if Tommy uses Pat shamelessly as him mail drop, three if Tommy shoots
Pat in head)
-Tommy talks to demon from hell (two if it's Etrigan, three if said demon ends up working in Noonan's)
-Tommy talks to Batman (two if he vomits over him)
-Tommy drinks some Sierra Nevada (two if he shares beer with Debs)
-Tommy makes joke about Natt's belly
-Tommy misses Pat
-Tommy discusses childhood (two if Ennis uses that pelt-the-bully-with-rocks scene AGAIN)
-Someone says "Freakin'"
-Ringo and Tommy exchange looks (two if somebody notices)
-Major supervillain appears (two if he gets shot)
-Tommy uses X-ray vision to eye up women
-Tommy uses telepathy to get into Wendy's pants (six if he shows any hint of remorse whatsoever)
-Tommy whines about losing Wendy
-Tommy gets shot (two if he mentions that he has been shot, two if Natt gets shot)
-Natt says 'Drop dead' or 'Bite me'
-Tommy kills a zombie penguin
-Tommy chats up Debs (two if he gets meaningful, three if he snogs her face off)
-Tommy mentions the Gulf (two if he mentions murdering a squad of SAS)
-Tommy meets a fellow Gulf veteran
-Anybody mentions a movie
-Hacken does something stupid
-Hacken shouts "An' KILL the ......! An' KILL the .......!"
-Sean acts like a Dad (two if he shoots somebody like a dad)
-Tommy shoots someone until they disintegrate
-Tommy says that he doesn't shoot cops
-Tommy proceeds not to shoot a cop
-Green Lantern shouts the words "Green Lantern"
-Green Lantern won't pay for his drink
-Sixpack appears (two if he mentions the Justice Club, three if he shits himself or mentions that The Flash
once crapped his pants. Section Eight get eight drinks.)
-Debs' crazy grandpa turns up.
-Debs' mother tries to get her and Tommy together.
-Debs' insults the GCPD.
-GCPD member insults Debs.
-Captain Burns does something dodgy.
-Tommy is kinda choosy about the job.
-Tommy shows somebody his eyes.
-Tommy flashes back to origin.
-Anybody eats a burger bigger than their head.
-Anybody drinks so much they pass out.

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT IF:
-Tommy and Natt come out of the closet.
-Tommy digs Pat up.
-Tommy drinks glass of light wine.
-Natt becomes emaciated diet addict.
-Hacken wins respect.
-Tommy and Ringo throw down.
-Tommy gets the chair.

As you can see, this is fairly hardcore. Even on sodas, we're talking very hyperactive people here, and
'doing a Baytor' is not out of the question. Hope you like it.

Cheers,
Al Ewing

"The Golden Girls" Drinking Game

Date: Wed, 9 Dec 1998 01:45:35 -0500 (EST)
From: Laura (lahelmut@planetx.bloomu.edu)

me and my roomate donna wrote a drinking game for the golden girls. it's
our favorite show. please post it on your site. here it goes.

take one drink if:
 
only three sides of the kitchen table are occupied
reference is made to dorothy being a substitute school teacher
sophia says "picture it...sicily..."
rose tells a story about st. olef
blanche makes a reference to sex
if blanche says "big daddy"
the "girls" earings are extremely big and tacky
a reference is made to a dead or ex-husband
someone says "shut up rose"
the "girls" eat cheese cake
someone is in a robe
reference to shady pines
blanche lies about her age
someone mentions the lanai

take three drinks if:
someone from empty nest shows up
sophia gets laid
one of the children comes to visit
there's a flashback
dorothy has a date
someone wears an evening gown
someone mentions dorothy's cross dressing brother
someone is in the hospital

pound it if:
someone gets married
someone dresses like a nun

"Jamming" Drinking Game

From: amanada.hillman@home.com
Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 01:21:04 -0800

the song "jammin" by bob marley. each time bob says "jammin" or "jam",
take a sip. anyone still concious at the end of the three minutes wins
(aah, competetive drinking)

"The Golden Girls" Drinking Game [v2]

From: "Ashley Chafin" (ashley@collegetelevision.com)
Subject: Golden Girls Drinking Game
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 11:50:19 -0400

Please add this to your list:

The Golden Girls Drinking Game:

Drink when:
The girls are eating cheesecake
The girls are eating chocolate chip cheesecake (2 drinks)
   With ice cream (3 drinks)
Miles is "Arnie"(full beer)
The stock Ethnic Character actor appears (As Enrique Vasquez, or "The Boxer")
Rose mentions Herring.
Dorothy hits Rose with any object.
Rose mentions cows.
Blanche says the same word twice in procession. For example "Many, many
times." "Stunned. Stunned".
Dorothy slams the door on Stan.
Dorothy says, "Shut up Ma"
Dorothy says "Ma, you're making that up"
Sophia alleges she has an encounter with a celebrity.
Blanche wears the polka dotted robe.
Dorothy put her hands to her head.
Dorothy is wearing something that resembles a vest.
Blanches shoes make an obnoxious clicking sound on the set.
Blanche is reading that same blue book.
The girls are on a set with the wood paneling.
Rose's arms are crossed on the table.
Sophia says, "Until you got knocked up in the back seat…"
Any of the girls attempt to sing or dance.
Dorothy gives a blank look in response to one of Rose or Blanche's stories.
Rose says "My Charlie"
Stan isn't wearing his toupee.
A celebrity makes a guest appearance.
One of the girls has a date.
"Shady Pines" is mentioned.
Sophia says "hey, I'm 86 (3,4,5, whatever) years old…"
The contents (or lack there of) of Sophia's purse are exposed.
Blanche uses a metaphor.
Rose says "Back In St. Olaf"
Blanche says "In the South" or "Southern"
Blanche mentions "The mighty oak"
Sophia is cooking something red.
The recycling bin is full.
Dorothy and Sophia have to share a bed.
Thighs are exposed.

By: Ashley Chafin

"I Love Lucy" Drinking Game

From: "Glen Casey" (caseyg99@home.com)
Subject: Drinking Game
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 03:46:33 -0500

i got a new game that i made up...I Love Lucy
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Take 1 Drink if...
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One of the characters comes out dressed strangely.
Ricky laughs.
Lucy cries.
Ethel rubs her hands together.
Lucy wears highwaters.
You predict what will happen.
The phone rings or the doorbell buzzes

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Take 2 Drinks if...
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Lucy mentions Ricky's Mispronunciation of a word.
Fred makes fun of Ethel's weight.
Someone dresses as the opposite sex.
An instructor of some kind comes to Lucy's house.
You can see some of Ricky's gray hairs.
Someone makes a bet.
You can see a string or antother cheap special effect.

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Finish your drink if...
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Fred and Ricky plan a scheme.
Lucy and Ethel plan a scheme.
The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a fight.
Lucy wears polka-dots.
There is a scene in the Babalu Club.

"Granturismo I/II" Drinking Game

From: "Kip Barkhurst" (kipbar@hotmail.com)
Subject: Drinking Game
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1999 18:25:23 -0700

Ok this game is for the Playstation game, Granturismo or Granturismo 2.
Thankx, The Two Navajos at UNM, and there Cracker friends.  
  
  
  
Two sections, one if you want to get a buzz other if you want to get ripped.
One or Two player battle
  
Section one:
Drink if you hear tires squeal.
Drink if you have to use your brakes.
Drink if someone runs off the road.
Drink if someone spins the tires.
Drink if someone spins out.
  
Section two:
Everything in section one and:
Drink if you get passed.
Drink once if you are first place.
Drink twice if you are second place.
Drink three times if you are third place.
Drink four times if you are forth place.
Drink five times if you are fifth place.
Finish your drink if you are dead last.
For Two player battle: one drink for ever second you are behind, remember to round up.
  
So happy driving. Remember Drinking and Driving is very very bad!!  
The only safe way is on the video game!!

"It's a Wonderful Life" Drinking Game

From "MAXIM" Magazine


It’s a Wonderful Life Drinking Game

- Drink for every scene in which a bell rings.  (Do not, however, drink every 
	time a bell rings, or you’ll be on your ass in minutes.)
- Each time Clarence plaintively yearns for his wings, everyone drinks.  (This 
	includes scenes in which he’s a talking star.)
- Each time the word “loan” is said, all players “lend” a bit of their drinks 
	into a large bowl.  When the phrase “building and loan” is actually seen 
	on-screen, the first person to shout “loan!” gets to choose someone to 
	drink all that is in the bowl.
- Drink every time Sam Wainwright says, “Hee-Haw!”
- When George Bailey cries out, “Bert! Ernie!”  all players launch into a 
	performance of the song “Rubber Duckie.”  The first player to flub one of 
	the lyrics must drink.  Each subsequent time George Bailey mentions Bert’s 
	name, the first person to shout “Ernie!” gets to choose another player to finish his drink.
- When Uncle Billy discovers he’s lost the $8,000, the first person to shout 
	“Bankrupt!” gets to put any other player’s head in the toilet and flush it.
- Each time Mr. Potter is seen being moved in his wheelchair, everyone calls 
	out the name of a member of the Barrymore Family (other than Drew).  The 
	last player to do so must drink.
- Whenever George talks to someone who doesn’t recognize him, each player hollers 
	his own name.  The last person to do so finishes his or her drink.
- When you see a sign that says Bedford Falls, everyone drinks.  Each player writes 
	the name of another player on a secret ballot.  When the Pottersville sign 
	appears, the person with the most votes must drink what’s left of the other 
	player’s drinks.
- The most sober player at the end of the movie must drink through the cast’s 
	performance of “Auld Lang Syne.”  All other players must sing along with 
	the movie, because no man is truly poor, so long as he has friends.