Welcome to the Hellmouth/The Harvest



Angel: "I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"

Buffy: What do I want?
Angel: To kill them. To kill them all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect, but you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax.

Angel: Don’t turn your back on this. You’ve got to be ready.
Buffy: For what?
Angel: For the harvest

Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say I'm a friend.
Buffy: Well, maybe I don't want a friend!
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.

Buffy: This guy. Dark, gorgeous, in an annoying sort of way. I thought you two were buds.
Giles: No. Harvest? Did he say anything else?
Buffy: Something about the mouth of hell. I *really* didn’t like him.
Angel: I thought you'd figure this out sooner or later. Actually, I thought it would be a *little* sooner.

Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.
Buffy: How can that possibly be?

Angel: She did it. I’ll be damned.




Teacher’s Pet



Xander: Who’s that?
Willow: That must be Angel. I think.
Xander: That weird guy that warned her about all the vampires?
Willow: That’s him I bet you.
Xander: Well, he’s buff. She never said anything about him being buff.
Willow: You think he’s buff? Xander: He’s a very attractive man. How come that never came up?

Angel: You’re cold.
Buffy: You can handle it.
Angel: I mean. You look cold. (Hands her his jacket)
Buffy: Of coarse, it would make things easier if I knew how to get in touch with you.
Angel: I’ll be around.
Buffy: Or who you were?….Well, anyway, you can have your jacket back.
Angel: No, it looks better on you.
Buffy: Oh boy.




Never Kill a Boy on the First Date



Cordellia: Hello, salty goodness. Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is going to need some seroius oxygen after I'm through with him.

Owen: "So, where do you know Buffy from?"
Angel: "Work."




Angel



Angel: Good dog’s don’t bite!

Buffy: You're the mystery guy that comes out of nowhere. I'm not saying i'm not happy about it tonight. But, if you are hanging around I'd like to know why.
Angel: Maybe I like you.
Buffy: Maybe?

Buffy: "Angel, do you snore?"
Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a position to let me know."

Angel: "What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was kimonos."

Darla: "What do you want?"
Angel: "I want it finished."
Darla: "That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too."

Buffy: "I know you're here, and I know what you are."
Angel: "Do you? I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy: "You're not an animal. Animals I like."

Buffy: "I've killed a lot of vampires. I've never hated one before."
Angel: "Feels good doesn’t it. Feels simple."

Buffy: "I invited you into my home, and you attacked my family."
Angel: "Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends' children for a hundred years. I
offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart."
Buffy: "What changed?"
Angel: "I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post."

Angel: "The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
Buffy: "What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?"
Angel: "When you become a vampire the demon takes your body but it doesn't get your soul. That's gone. No conscience, no remorse. Its an easy way to live. You have no idea what its like to have done the things i've done, and to care. I haven't fed on a living human being since that day."
Buffy: "So you started with my mom.
Angel: "I didn’t bite her."
Buffy: "Then, why didn’t you say something?"
Angel: "But, I wanted to. I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill you tonight."
Buffy: "Go ahead."
Angel: "..."
Buffy: "Not as easy as it looks."




Invisible Girl



Giles: "There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school."
Angel: "That's not really my area of expertise."
Giles: "Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts, it's a wonderful power to
possess."
Angel: "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure."

Xander: "What happened?"
Angel: "You tell me."
Willow: "I'm up, Mom."

Angel: "I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."




Prophecy Girl



Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."

Angel: "By the way, I really like your dress."
Buffy: "Yeah, yeah, a big hit with everyone."




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