When She Was Bad



Buffy: "So, is this a social call? It is kinda' late...or, well, it is for me, anyway. What is it for you,
lunch hour?"
Angel: "It's not a social call."
Buffy: "Ah, so let me guess. That means grave danger. Gosh, it's good to be home."
Angel: "I'm sorry, I wish I had better news."
Buffy: "So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu."

Angel: "I'm not gonna' fight you."
Buffy: "Come on. Kick my ass."




Some Assembly Required



Angel: "Is this a bad time?"
Buffy: "Are you crazy? You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when
you walk. You stomp or yodel."

Angel: "'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer."
Buffy: "Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make
you crazy. By the way, behold my success."

Angel: "See? Whenever we fight, you always bring up the vampire thing."
Buffy: "Well, I didn't come here to fight!"
Stephan Vampire: "Rargh!!!"
Buffy: "Ooh! Oh right, I did!"

Angel: "Cordelia told me the truth."
Xander: "Ha ha! That's gotta' be a first."

Angel: "We found some of them."
Buffy: "You mean, like, two of the three?"
Angel: "I mean, like, some of them. Like parts."
Cordelia: "It was horrible. Angel saved me from an arm."

Angel: "I think they kept some parts."
Buffy: "Could this get yuckier?"
Willow: "They probably kept the other parts to eat!"
Buffy: "Question answered."




School Hard



Angel: "Once he starts something, he doesn't stop, until everything in his path is dead."
Xander: "Hmm, so he's thorough, goal-oriented."
Spike: "Come up against this Slayer yet?"
Angel: "She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog, 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her off
my back when I feed."
Spike: "Ha ha! People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!"
Xander: "I knew you were lying. Undead...liar guy."

Angel: "I had to see if he was buying it or not."
Xander: "And if he bit me, what then?"
Angel: "We would have known he bought it."
Xander: "What's the deal with you being his sire? What's a sire?"




Reptile Boy



Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live
happily ever after."
Buffy: "No. When you kiss me, I wanna' die."

Angel: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Angel."
Xander: "Xander."




Halloween



Angel: "I hated the girls back then, especially the noblewomen."
Buffy: "You did?"
Angel: "They were just incredibly dull… Simpering morons, the lot of them."




Lie to Me



Angel/Dru Buffy: "You drink! I mean, drinks, non-blood things."
Angel: "There’s a lot you don’t know abo-------"

Willow: "That's Angel."
Xander: "He's Buffy beau, her special friend."
Ford: "He's not in school, right? He looks older than her."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Buffy: "This is Ford. We went to school together in LA."
Angel: "Nice to meet you."
Ford: "Whoa, cold hands."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Xander: "Okay, once more with tension."
Angel: "He just moved here?"
Xander: "Yeah, and boy does he move fast."
Willow: "Well, Angel, we could still play...See, you made him do that thing where's he's gone!"

Ford: "So, that was your boyfriend?"
Buffy: "No. Uh, yeah. Maybe. Could we lay off the tough questions for a while?"

Angel: "Unless you invite me, I can't come in."
Willow: "Oh, well, okay, I...invite you...to...come in."

Angel: "I guess I need help."
Willow: "Help? You mean, like on homework? No, 'cause...you're old, and you already know
stuff."
Angel: "I want you track someone down...on the 'net."
Willow: "Oh, great! I'm so the 'net girl."

Willow: "Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite
me?"
Angel: "Are you going to tell me I’m jealous. Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous."

Willow: "I still didn't find anything incriminating."
Angel: "They leave no paper trail, no records. That's incriminating enough."
Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna' have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Would you not call me that?"

Xander: "Angel was in your bedroom?!"
Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love."

Dark Age



Buffy: "How did you know about this?"
Angel: "It's delivery day. Everybody knows about this."

Angel: "I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years...just waiting for a good fight."
Buffy: "Winner and still champion."




Lie to Me (parts 1&2)

Angel: "Buffy. You scared me."
Buffy: "Now you know what it feels like, Stealth Guy."

Buffy: "Just stopping by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?"
Angel: "Excuse me?"
Buffy: "The pig."

Buffy: "What's up."
Angel: "Nothing."
Buffy: "Well, you don't have a 'nothing' face. You have a 'something' face. And you don't have to
whisper. Mom's in LA 'til Thursday art...buying or something."
Angel: "Then...why'd you come in through the window?"
Buffy: "Habit."

Angel: "I wanted to make sure you were okay. I had a bad feeling."
Buffy: "There's a surprise. Angel comes with bad news."

Buffy: "We're having this thing at school."
Angel: "Career week?"
Buffy: "How did you know?"
Angel: "I lurk."
Buffy: "Well then, you know it's a whole week of 'What's my Line'...only, I don't get to play.
Sometimes I just want..."
Angel: "You want what?"
Buffy: "..."
Angel: "It's okay."
Buffy: "The Cliffs Notes version? I want a normal life."

Buffy: "No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes
sense to me."

Buffy: "I wish we could be regular kids."
Angel: "I'll never be a kid."
Buffy: "Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend."

Willy: "I'm livin' right, Angel."
Angel: "Sure you are, Willy...and I'm takin' up sunbathing."

Angel: "You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while."




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