L:Better be careful. You could stunt your growth.
E:Is there a reason you care?
L:Uh uh.
E:That's too bad. What's your name?
L:Lucky.
E:We'll see.
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L:You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
E:Oh, I'm much more than funny. Oh, I didn't hurt your feelings, did I?
L:I think I can take it.
E:Yeah, but can you dish it out?
L:You know, I think those cigarettes are doing something to your head.
E:God, not the cigarettes again. What are you, one of those secondary smoking freaks?
L:You know what, you're right. I mean, if you want to fry your lungs, I just, I hope you have a good time.
E:Well, you certainly know what to say to a girl.
L:Only ones with ashtray breath.
E:Like you could really smell it from all the way over there...God, you know, I'm really thirsty. Do you know a place where we can go get a beer?
L:Yeah.
E:Okay.
L:You gotta be kidding me.
E:Wait, don't tell me you have something against beer too?
L:No, I don't care, it's just that I can't imagine someone like you being arrested.
E:Okay, well then, how 'bout just a soda? I mean, any place but this dump.
L:What's wrong with Kelly's?
E:How about the crone behind the counter?
L:Ruby?
E:Like I need to know her name.
L:What, uh, what did she do to you?
E:She didn't serve me.
L:The nerve. Who cares if she could lose her liquor liscense if she serves someone underage.
E:Well I don't see any cops around here. Anyway who cares about her? She's just a pathetic old hag who has nothing to do but push people around.
L:You think so.
E:Oh, I know so. Why are we talking about that buzzard anyway?
L:She's my aunt.
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E:I am really sorry. I didn't know the old, I mean, that woman was related to you.
L:No, you didn't. Just don't do it again.
E:Okay. From now on, she's my favorite person.
L:You don't have to overdo it.
E:Really though, I was totally out of line.
L:Look, it's no big deal. So you owe me one.
E:Well, then, any ideas on how I can pay you back?
L:New computer.
E:How about some new jewelry? Anybody ever tell you beads aren't making it anymore?
L:My little sister made that for me.
E:Oh. Well, let's see. Is there anyone else in your family that I haven't insulted?
L:A few, but I have confidence in you.
E:So how old's your little sister?
L:She turned three last week.
E:Oh.
L:She's over in Europe. Quite a ways away. You have any brothers or sisters?
E:None worth mentioning.
L:I have one of those too.
E:I bet he's a brother.
L:Now, how would you know that?
E:Cause if it was a sister, she'd have to be crazy about you.
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E:Are you always this funny?
L:It wasn't funny.
E:Well, if you ever decide to go on stage, I promise I'll be in the front row every single night.
L:I'll put you on my mailing list.
E:Well, I have to go.
L:Okay, you live around here?
E:You can't come over, if that's what you're thinking.
L:I was wondering how you got here.
E:I drove.
L:Oh, you have a car?
E:Yeah, doesn't everybody?
L:So, you would have a license?
E:Well, I don't know about you, but I find little details like that really boring.
L:What, did you steal the family wheels?
E:Ooh, sorry. That's my secret. You don't actually hang around here, do you?
L:Quite a bit.
E:Really. Well, work on that for next time, will you? Bye.
L:Wait a minute. What's your name?
E:My name? Uma Thurman.
L:Uma, well, it was nice to meet you.
E:Same here, I guess this was my 'lucky' night.
