First off is the member
profile. This months victim is the X-Cutive Officer, Lady Redlum.
'ullo monkee-type persons!!!
yes, I, the MNPM X-cutive officer, am finally submitting a profile (and
there was much rejoicing -- yeeeaaa...). anyway, I looked over the
questions that newbeau usually uses for this section and it hit me:
there's no way on this or any other earth that I would have been able to
give an answer to even 1/8 of those questions!!! (yeah, I know -- how
lame) so, because I have agent newbeau wrapped around my finger (only
kidding) I asked her to come up with some questions for a person who's
favorite music group is the beatles and who's favorite tv show is the
x-files. (ie: while I do like the monkees a lot, I don't hold them on
any form of pedestal ...yeah, you REALLY think i'm lame now, don't ya?!)
>1. What is your name?
well, I don't give my real name out on the net. my theory is, what's the
use of having a groovy screen name if you can't have fun hiding behind
it! but, my screen name (which is sometimes more mine than my real
one... if that makes sense) is "Lady Redlum" -- Redlum being Mulder
spelled backwards (it's an x-files thing for those who don't know the
show)
>2. What is your quest?
as a wise friend of mine once said, "do you really wanna know? *eg*"
but to play fair, my quest in life is to become the most obnoxiously
obsessive x-phile possible! well, that and to have the Dalai Lama return
to Tibet and generally instill world wide peace and enlightenment. but
becoming more and more obsessed with the x-files is first on my list.
*eg*
>3. What is your favorite color?
i've just got this thing for pea-green as my online phile buddies will
testify to! pea-green shag carpeting -- heaven!! *eg* hehehehehe!
>4. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
what do you mean, an african or european swallow?
(gee, good thing it's not blatantly obvious that both newbeau, who came
up with these bloody questions, and myself are both monty python
freaks!!)
>5. Have you ever dressed in women's clothing and hung around in bars?
I must confess.... I dress in women's clothing all the time. :) as for
hanging around in bars.... how dare you suggest such a thing, i'm only
20!! (hehehehehe! but not for long! July 14 I turn 21)
>6. Which celebrity couple would you most like to see split up?
> A. Regis and Kathie Lee
> B. Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford
> C. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
> D. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
> E. Pinky and the Brain
oh, now newbeau, that was a gimme question!! everyone in their right
mind wants regis and kathie lee to split up!! yeah, newbeau, you had
your money on "D" -- well, i'm not as shallow as some who wish them bad
...remember a certain person whom we're both familiar with that quite
literally believed that nicole kidman was the one thing standing in her
way of marrying tom cruise?
>7. Which celebrity couple would you least like to see split up? (See
>above for answers)
ah! for this one i'll choose david and tea -- simply because everyone
wants them too.
>8. Are you (Mike is god) suspetible to (Mike is god) subliminal (Mike
is >god) messages (Mike is god)?
no, (x-files is life) not at all! how could you (x-files is life)
suggest such (x-files is life) a thing!! then again, (x-files is life)
it could be because you choose the wrong subliminal message -- mike is
VERY low on my "god" list. (*eg* made a bunch of enemies on that one
didn't I?)
Don't worry folks, I'm trying to convert her. I will get her to watch
Elephant Parts. (note from the web master, Lady Redlum, "fat chance")
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