MNPM Theme

(to the tune of Ladies Aid Society)

Out there on the internet
Somewhere in Monkee Land
You'll find a group of ladies and a guy
who can't stop praising Mike
Praising the music and the man
Praising him for everything
that's he's ever done.
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
And we're really a great bunch of girls and a guy
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
And soon we'll take over the world.
Here they come, marching down the street
with nezsabers in hand
with their green wool hats
Playing the First National Band.
Down with those who bash long haired singing groups
Down with the mayor, too
And if you're down on Nez
They're down on you.
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
And we just want to sell you the truth
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
and we'll defend him to the death.
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
and we're really a great bunch of girls and a guy
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
and soon we'll take over the world.
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
And we just want to sell you the truth
We're the Mike Nesmith Propaganda Ministry
and we'll defend him to the end.