{Lizzie wanders inside the
courtyard at Kelly's and then walks inside. She goes to the counter and
sits down}
Ruby: "Can I help
you?"
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I’ll have a draft. {Ruby gives her a look} A beer? Oh, well, whatever's on tap or in a bottle's fine with me. {Ruby's not buying the act} Oh, that's right. You're probably wanting to see my I.D., and I understand. But, you see, I left my license in my jacket, and my jacket's at home. I could bring it to you tomorrow if it means that much to you."
Ruby: {Putting down a can of root beer in front of her} "Drink up, hot shot." {Lizzie turns the can around and rolls her eyes}
{Lizzie comes back out into the courtyard and lights a cigarette}
Lucky: {From the shadows} "Better be careful. You could stunt your growth."
Lizzie: {Turning} "Is there a reason you care?"
Lucky: {Coming into the light next to her} "Uh-uh."
Lizzie: {Checking him out} "Oh. Well, that's too bad. What's your name?"
Lucky: "Lucky."
Lizzie:
{Smiling} "We'll see."
Lucky: "You think you're pretty funny, don't you?"
Lizzie: "Oh, I’m much more than funny. I didn’t hurt your feelings, did I?"
Lucky: "I think I can take it."
Lizzie: {Looking him up and down} "Yeah, but can you dish it out?"
Lucky: {Laughing} "You know, I think those cigarettes are doing something to your head."
Lizzie: "Oh, God, not the cigarettes again. What are you, one of those secondary smoke freaks?"
Lucky: "You know what? You're right. I mean, if you want to fry your lungs, I just--I hope you have a good time." {Walking around her}
Lizzie: "Well, you, certainly know what to say to a girl."
Lucky:
"Only ones with ashtray breath."
Lizzie:
{She waves the smoke out of the way} "Oh. Like you could really smell it
from all the way over there. {She drops the cigarette} Um--God, you know,
I’m really thirsty. Do you know a place where we can go get a beer?"
Lucky: "Yeah."
Lizzie: "Ok."
Lucky: "You gotta be kidding me."
Lizzie: "Wait. Don't tell me you have something against beer, too."
Lucky: {Amused} "No, I don't care. It's just that, uh--I can't imagine someone like you being arrested."
Lizzie: "Ok, well, then how about just a soda? I mean, anyplace but this dump."
Lucky: "What's wrong with Kelly’s?"
Lizzie: "How about the crone behind the counter?"
Lucky: "Ruby."
Lizzie: "Like I need to know her name."
Lucky: "What, uh, what did she do to you?"
Lizzie: "She didn't serve me."
Lucky: {Making a face} "The nerve. Who cares that she could lose her liquor license if she served someone underage."
Lizzie: "Well, I don't see any cops here. Anyways, who cares about her? She's just a pathetic old hag who has nothing to do but push people around."
Lucky: "You think so?"
Lizzie: "Oh, I know so. Why are we talking about that old buzzard, anyways?"
Lucky:
"She's my aunt." {Lizzie looks uncomfortable}
Lizzie: "I am really sorry. I didn't know that the old--I mean, that woman was related to you."
Lucky: "I know you didn't. Just don't do it again."
Lizzie: "Ok. From now on, she's, like, my favorite person."
Lucky: "You don't have to overdo it."
Lizzie: "Really, though, I was totally out of line."
Lucky: "Look, it's no big deal. So you owe me one."
Lizzie: {Getting flirty again} "Well then, any ideas on how I can pay you back?"
Lucky: {Casually} "Uh, new computer, yeah."
Lizzie:
{Laughing} "How about some new jewelry? {Reaching for his bracelet} Anybody
ever tell you beads aren't making it anymore?"
Lucky:
{Looking down at his bracelet then back at her} "My little sister made
that for me."
Lizzie: {Uncomfortable again} "Oh. Well, let's see, is the anyone else in your family I haven't insulted?"
Lucky: "A few. But I have confidence in you."
Lizzie: "So--how old's your little sister?"
Lucky: "She turned 3 last week. She's over in Europe, quite a ways away. You have any brothers or sisters?"
Lizzie: {Rolling her eyes} "None worth mentioning."
Lucky: "I have one of those, too."
Lizzie: "I bet he's a brother."
Lucky: "Now, how would you know that?"
Lizzie:
{Smiling at him} "Because if it was a sister, she'd have to be crazy about
you."
Lizzie: "Are you always this funny?"
Lucky: "That wasn't funny."
Lizzie: "Well, if you ever do decide to go on stage, I promise I’ll be in the front row every single night."
Lucky: "I’ll put you on my mailing list."
Lizzie: "Well, I have to go."
Lucky: "Ok. You live around here?"
Lizzie: "You can't come over, if that's what you're thinking."
Lucky: "I was wondering how you got here."
Lizzie: "I drove."
Lucky: "Oh. You have a car."
Lizzie: "Yeah. Doesn't everybody?"
Lucky: "So, you have a license."
Lizzie: "Well, I don't know about you, but I find little details like that really boring."
Lucky: "What, did you steal the family wheels?"
Lizzie: "Oh, sorry, that's my secret. You don't actually hang out here, do you?"
Lucky: "Quite a bit."
Lizzie: "Really. Well, work on that for next time, will you? Bye." {She starts to leave}
Lucky: "Wait. What's your name?"
Lizzie: "My name? Uma Thurman."
Lucky: "Uma. Well, it was nice to meet you."
Lizzie:
"Same here. I guess this was my 'lucky' night." {He goes into Kelly's to
the counter and Lizzie stands in the doorway looking in, smiling}
{She gets home and is busted by Audrey for having taken the car. She informs Audrey that she has decided to stay in Port Charles for a while. She and Sarah bicker about her behavior and then when she is alone, Lizzie grabs a pen and some paper, draws a heart, and puts Lizzie + Lucky in the middle, smiling all the while}