Mel-a-noma come on over
Come and cover me in scabs
Put freckles all across my face
But moles across my back
Melanomas are just tumours
Tiny kisses from the sun
We're here to say to everyone that
Cancer can be fun
Well
(Oh shit)
Cancer took her left arm
(Left are you fucking idiot. It's spreading!)
Her right lung and her leg
She'd love a cigarette, now
(I'd love a cigarette now, please)
But she's got no mouth to beg
( Oh, um: I'd love a cigarette now, please)
She's had a uterine prolapse
( A what? Uterine, oh a couple of nurses there, that's good to
see. Well darling how can I explain, Mummy's grown a tail)
She's covered in bed sores
But I've heard that girls like yourself
Are popular in bars
Wellllll
Cancer is the answer
It'll get you in the end
It'll rot your bowel and bile duct
And then kill all your friends
The body is a transport
It's temporal and corrupt
And AIDS is just another way
Of telling you you're fuuuuuuuucked
Hey!