I won a prize in a magazine
A night on Ramsay St with whatsisname and Sharlene (Ba-doom)
I sat there eagerly with my private invitation (Ba-doom)
My thoughts were filled with bizarre initiations
This couple oh so sweet, naive and innocent
Their idea of fornication would make Lady Di look bent
Thought they'd be hip to smack, maybe enjoy a whack
But they were real nice kids, so I tried a different tack
I pumped up their hearts with love
Then mind-expanding drugs
Then made a proposition with a rubber glove
I thought I had convinced 'em
But Kylie started mincing
And Jason was expanded
when I said I'd ride 'em tandem!
Jason and Kylie
I'll be Mrs Mangels with a revolutionary French blender
Kylie and Jason
Jason and Kylie, et tu brute
Menage a trois me
Let's get together and let's practise making babies
Jason can play Ken, Kylie plays Barbie
When I start playing Rin Tin Tin they'll both learn how to doggie
(Ruff ruff ruff!)B
Kylie can be the Bastille and then Jason can defend her
And poor old Daphne in a car crash died
Now maggots eat her corpse from the inside
They're just as good in bed As on the TV screen
Young intellectuals, do you know what I mean?
Let's play freemason
I'll chase you 'round the house while you wear silly aprons
I'll be the wife who doesn't understand
It's not the clothes that make the man, It's the handshake!
1, 2, 1-2-3
Jason and Kylie, hey hey!
They're just like free range eggs, they're a damn good lay
We made a real fine threesome, each one of us inside us
And when you root like that, nothing can divide us
1, 2, 1-2-3
Jason and Kylie for me!