Author's note: Goofiness abounds here at Chez Mudd, esp.
when taped Buffy eps get interrupted for
a Tubbies marathon
 

"And now the show you've all been waiting for:
In this corner, the champ-een
From Sunnydale California Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
In this corner , the challengers
from Over the hills and Far Away,
the Teletubbies."

"Bob, there isn't a slack muscle in this house.  You
can taste the tension in the crowd
as our lovely Slayer for Sunnydale takes off her robe to reveal
a pair of shorts and a tank top.  She's doing limbering
up stretches now.

"You're right, Fred,  But in the other corner,
the four aliens are bumping tummies, and giving congratulatory
big hugs.  Are they premature?"

[cut to commercial]
[cut back]

"Sweet Buffy is struggling with the green one.."

"That's Dipsy, Fred"

"Oh!  She's torn that pointy antenna thing off him and
jammed it through the TV screen of
his tummy!  Sparks are everyhere.  Duck Bob!"

[Cut to another commercial
while refs clean up havoc]
 
 "Now the yellow and red ones.."
 
"That's Laa-Laa and Po, Fred"

"They're in a huddle with the big purple one.
 They're pulling something out of the big red purse..."
 
"Er, Tinky Winky's magic bag, Fred."

"Right Bob.  After the staking of Dipsy,
they need all the magic they can get."

"Noo! noo!"

"What, Bob?  It can't be that bad"

"Oh no!  They've pulled the Noo-noo out of their bag!
And they're siccing it on Buffy!"

[Screams as her bad hair-day gets caught in
the suction tube.]

"The Noo-noo has Buffy down for the count, but what's this?
The other teletubbies have dashed over and are freeing her!"

"It's remarkable Bob.  I've never seen anything like this.
Thy're giving her a complete hair make-over  and lots
of big hugs.  Wait a minute, she's turning green!"

[cut to new Teletubby segment]

"Over the hills and far away, teletubbies come to play.
Tinkywinky! Buffy! La-la! Po!"
 

are going Over the hills and Far Away.