Harley: Can we stop play acting for a little bit? I mean as long as we're behind closed doors, I'd like to be myself for a little while.
Phillip: I think that's a wonderful idea. Let's...let's just be us, o.k.? A couple of old friends.
Harley: Yeah... Thanks.
Phillip: You got it.
Harley: Toast? (Lifts glass)
Phillip: Yeah, let's drink to Jeffrey. (they tap glasses) He's about to get the surprise of his life.
Harley: Yeah, if he only knew what was coming.
Phillip: Bottoms up..
Harley: ...down the hatch
Phillip: (laughs)..Got something funny to tell you. (laughs again).... Guess what Jenna thinks? (Harley shrugs her shoulders)... Jenna thinks we have something going on between us.
Harley: (chokes on her drink) ...Is she nuts?
Phillip: (laughs) I think the uh, the kiss that we did...yesterday for Jeffrey... I guess it was good cuz she uh, she read something into that.
Harley: I hope you told her we were just doing our jobs!
Phillip: Oh, I did, yeah. I think she's just paranoid. Think she's... I think she's just worried that, you know...if we did have something going it could get in the way of what we have to do.
Harley: You know...that is just so typical of Jenna. You know what I mean? Everything is going along so smoothly and so perfectly and she's gotta throw a big, fat wrench into it. What did she say? Romantic feelings between us?
Phillip: Hey I, you know, I told her she was way off base.
Harley: Off base? The woman isn't even in the dugout! I mean not only is there just nothing, NOTHING going on between us, but if there were, don't you think we'd be the first to know about it?
Phillip: Yeah, I mean you would think.
Harley: Gosh... It doesn't matter anyway, it's just a non-issue.
Phillip: Yeah.
Harley: There's no reason to even discuss this.
Phillip: No.
Harley: I mean I don't care. I think we should just forget about the whole thing.
Phillip: I have.
Harley: We should just wipe it out of our minds, I mean, completely erase it from of our minds...clear it out of our heads. Don't you think?
Phillip: I have, I..I'm not thinking about it.
Harley: Good.(She kisses Phillip passionately) There...I mean I didn't feel a thing, did you?
Phillip: No.
Harley: See, Jenna has no idea what she's talking about.
**Later, Phillip comes out of the bathroom with his robe on, and Harley is by the bed with a black nightgown on. Phillip looks at Harley**
Harley: What?
Phillip: Huh? Nothing. That's a nice outfit.
Harley: I borrowed it from Jenna. Well, I figured if Jeffrey comes in, we should, you know, try to look the part.
Phillip: (They climb into bed) Yeah, we should. You're right.
Harley: (Offers Phillip a book) Read it... Want it?
Phillip: I hate gossip.
Harley: Yeah, me too.
Phillip: Well we better think of something to do, cause we're gonna go crazy if we just sit here.
Harley: Yeah, uh, cards?
Phillip: Cards...good idea.(He finds the cards) Cards!
Harley: Oh, good, good.
Phillip: (They sit down at the table) Five card stud? Jacks are better, play for $25 million?
Harley: Yeah!
Phillip: You know, we're gonna be here all night, and, frankly, two-handed poker is boring.
Harley: I mean, couldn't we think of anything just a little bit more.... creative?
Phillip: What exactly do you have in mind?
Harley: I don't know, maybe we could just watch tv.
Phillip: We're supposed to be making love.
Harley: So!
Phillip: So, I don't think it would be cool if Jeffrey hears us with Letterman on in here. (Harley laughs)... You know, especially if we start laughing.
Harley: Hey, I have laughed plenty of times when I was....
Phillip: Yeah?
Harley: Forget it.
Phillip: You know what? I think we better take these off, (referring to their robes) in case he comes in... and we gotta make a dive here. I mean, just to be on the safe side, don't you think?
Harley: Umm-hmm...no problem. (they take the robes off and awkwardly look at each other)
Phillip: If this makes you uncomfortable, I can put it back on.
Harley: (laughs nervously) No, I'm not uncomfortable.
Phillip: You sure?
Harley: Phillip... I am sure! Hey, I am cool with whatever you want to wear.
Phillip: Alright, well I'm gonna keep the bearer bonds and put them down there, o.k.?
Harley: Yeah, yeah. (she looks at him)...So, you work out?
Phillip: Nah, I eat alot of vegetables.
Harley: (laughs)... Ok, seriously, what are we gonna do now?
Phillip: I don't know, I don't know what we're gonna do....why don't we order some room service, you wanna do that?
Harley: Uh...Actually, I think Jeffrey already ordered some for us.
Phillip: Hell of a guy, he thinks of everything.
Harley: (looking in cabinet) See...I knew I remembered some board games in here. Trivia!
Phillip: (lying in bed) Trivia. Good. I feel trivial.
Harley: Well, can you be trivial in bed?
Phillip: Not usually.
Harley: I just meant... I mean, we should be in bed in case Jeffrey comes in and we can hide the game.
Phillip: I knew what you meant.
Harley: All right, So I'll just...(leans over him, tries to get in bed) I'm sorry. (laughs)...I'll go around this way. (Phillip leans up and Harley gets in bed beside him) Thank you. Ok...this will be fun. I'll go first. The category is..... movies...
Phillip: Movies?
Harley:...Or as you Spaulding's like to say, (speaks fancy) the cinema.
Phillip: (whispers)...the cinema.
Harley: Ok, in what film did Kevin Costner play a Russian...(whispers)..ah, this is so easy!
Phillip: No Way Out. God, that movie had the best sex scene. Remember that scene in the back of the limo?
Harley: (excited) Oh, didn't it have the best sex scene! It was the best! Kevin Costner is the hottest guy, and he and Sean Young in the back of that limousine.
Phillip: ummm-hmmm.
Harley: Oh, it was so beautiful...clothes going everywhere. And it was just like RRRRRrr....(pauses).. you know what I mean?
Phillip: Uh, huh. (thinks for a second) I don't feel like playing.
Harley: Well...maybe we should talk about...what we're gonna do after Jenna makes off with your 25 million.
Phillip: (agitated) You know what? Maybe we should just go to sleep...is that absolutely out of the question...that we could just go to sleep?
Harley: I hope you're joking. (laughs) Are you tired? How can you possibly be tired?
Phillip: I'm not tired.
Harley: Ok, well, you know...we're almost finished with this. We have just one more little hurdle, and then we're gonna be gone. You know what I mean? There's just, there's a couple more little hours of this and then we can get outta here.
Phillip: umm-hmm.
Harley: You know, we can go back to being ourselves....and we'll just leave Jeffrey holding the bag.
Phillip: Will you hand me my drink?
Harley:...We have to stop this.
Phillip: What?
Harley: This, this...the way that we're acting.
Phillip: What?
Harley: Ever since Jenna said she thought something going on between us. We've been acting like... two gang members in a holding cell.
Phillip: Speak for yourself.
Harley: No, I mean... we're dancing around each other. We're acting stupid. There's nothing going on here. There's nothing going on here except a friendship. We're friends, right?
Phillip: Well, we are. That's all. We are friends.
Harley: We are very close friends... You know, we're acting like two high school kids going on a prom date. It's ridiculous!
Phillip: I know. You know what it is? This is the power of suggestion.
Harley: Yes....just because she said it. Well, I suggest that we forget all that and just remember why we're here and why we're in bed together.
Phillip: Right...right. (Bellhop knocks on door)
Harley: Who is it?
Bellhop: Room service!
Harley: Just like Jeffrey promised...yay!
Phillip: What a guy...our Jeffrey.
Harley: (they put on their robes) Get it. Wait...ok.
Phillip: Hi, come on in.
Harley: Ooh fabulous, I am starved!
Phillip: Here we go. Umm, boy, that looks good. Oh, serious bubbly! What, is something wrong?
Harley: No, I love champagne! (hands the ticket back to the bellhop) Here you go. Thank you. We will call for a pickup.
Bellhop: Have a nice evening!
Harley: Yes, you too.
Phillip: You too. Bye bye.
Harley: But you know, how nice an evening can it be without music?
Phillip: What are you doing?
Harley: I am dancing. Phillip, dance with me. (They begin to dance) And, hold me close, very, very close. (She speaks directly into his ear) We are bugged. Jeffrey can hear and see everything that we are doing. So we are gonna have to make this look real... And I mean very, very real.
**They get into bed and start kissing**
Harley: Your going to have to pull the covers up. You need to pull them up over your pajamas. Now he can't hear what we're saying. But he's watching, and so we have to make this look very, very real.
Phillip: You know where the camera is?
Harley: It's above the dresser, by the picture.
Phillip: How far are we gonna go with this?
Harley: I think we have to do whatever we have to do in this situation to make it look as real as possible.
Phillip: O.k....o.k. I'm gonna have to...(He rolls over on top of her)
Harley: (Nods and laughs nervously) I'll just make some noise or something.
Phillip: We're gonna laugh about this.
Harley: I hope so.
**Jenna sneaks in to steal the bearer bonds**
Harley: I think it's happening right now.
Phillip: Is there anything I can do for you? (kisses her) Once more if it's a yes.
Harley: Oh, this is the best. This is the best there ever was.
**As Jenna leaves, she shows them that she has taken the camera**
Harley: I think we can take a breather.
Phillip: (Phillip rolls over) You o.k.?
Harley: Yeah, you?
Phillip: Yeah. (They begin to kiss passionately)
Harley: So you saw what happened, right? I mean... you know that Jenna pulled the plug out of the camera, right?
Phillip: That's right.
Harley: Then, this is for real?
Phillip: It is for me. You want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
Harley: I don't want you to stop.
They make love...