WRITE TO THE DU!

Here at The TallulahLand Hotel we help you Reach Out and touch a Du! You know he'd love to hear from you! Customize your Du Letter and we'll drop it in The Du's mailbox on our way to school! Who knows? Maybe this letter will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 'Cause god knows you're better then The Téa, right? (Oh, that Téa! She's so smug with that little liney above the 'E'.)

Dear Dearest Hello Hiya Listen Here Hey David Dave Du Mr.Du Da-veed Duchov David "D-Battery" Duchovny(cause you can fit one up your nose) Big Nose Big Head Sexy Mama Lover Boy You! Ya You!

I'm just writing to say that you are the...

light of my life fire of my loins light of my life and fire of my loins absolute best actor ever absolute worst actor ever coolest guy around sexiest guy around root of all that's evil in this world

When I see you on TV I just wanna...

scream touch myself bang my head against the wall plunge hot pokers into my eyes change the channel

If I met you I'd probably...

faint mess myself go into hysterics wrap myself around your legs and never let go run home and hide under my bed try to steal your purse ignore you because you don't deserve to talk to me

If you ever come to my house, I'll...

make you brownies make you a non-fat strawberry smoothie lock you in the closet tie you to the bed make you sleep in the garage with the dog call the police

I hope someday we can...

get married be real good friends go to Starbucks and get a Frappachino make a movie with plenty of sex scenes

Special Messages:

love forever your fan call me sometime Ta-Ta! you suck Name:
EMail:

Plunk! Into a pile of 10,000 others just like it! Very good!

Hey You! Love The Du? Then come toThe TallulahLand Hotel! Where there's always a room for you, and your blow-up David Duchovny, too!