Davy Jones Quotes
"Its not about age, its about life."
"Wait I want to forget you just as you are"
"Pss! Hey come here now! This is serious. What ya say you and me go some place where we wonít bump into each other again"
"I'll have a go at 'im. Ya won't hurt me will ya? A million dollar head ya know."
"You got a sheet on you look weird"
"I can't see it's to deep."
"She's a groovy kid. But she fails her tests and all."
"Everyone has their own style."
"You're a nail biter. You're a nail biter and your mother never loved you!"
"I'm too young to die, and I'm too young to get married."
"Your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream."
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in me life!!!!"
"Well, that's what happens when you get dressed in the dark!!!"
"What do you think this is, chopped liver?"
"This is a deserted island. It must have been a car backfiring."
"Feed the chickens to the cows......"
"Why are you doing all this thing here, with this stuff and all that?"
"Hey mister. Will you hold my kite while I go get a popsycile?"
"Shouldn't think he could, lead, you know, ohh!"
"You know, ever since I was a little boy, I always wanted to put the star on the Christmas tree, but they always said: You're too short, you can't do it, but now I know I can do anything I want"
"Cheer up Sleepy Jean, Oh what can it mean, to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen"
"We just want to be revered by a small minority!"
"'Ello luv"
"And Ruben the Tadpole!!"
"You're pretty tough with a fist in your hand!"
"We want your money......"
"Before we start I have just one question....whose got their hand on me bum??"
"Ursula Andress!"
"Should I deliver this message?-Call Zelda baby-love, love, love-urgent."
"Me?!? You must be joking!"
"No! I'm Ethel Merman!"
"We was shootin' a movie. Some cat came up 'n said 'You wanna shoot a movie?' I said 'Yeah we'll shoot a movie'. So we shot a movie."
"He's in garbage disposal"
"The next time I take off could you check the tower for ground clearance, please?"
"If you stop showing The Monkees , I'm going to hold my breath till my face turns blue!"
"I look very much like my uncle. His pictures in Post Offices all over the country."
"Let us seek a little moment of comfort in our hour of sorrow."
"Holy frog's legs, that really makes me mad!"
"Are you out of your birds?"
"Tell the court room, in my own words, the pain this has caused you."
"Y'know...I don't blame 'im meself. Now, who wants an act wit a fuzzy 'eaded, mute 'arpist, an Italian wit a weird lookin' felt hat, and another guy wid a long nose, a mustache & a smelly cigar? Y'know, its not commercial. I wouldn't buy the act, I wouldn't buy it."
"Oh, April, APRIL!!"
"I think your making all this up!"
"I would of called back Millie."
"Mike, Mike, oh help me Mike!"
"Let's try it on for size."
"That's right, what of it?"
"Are you ready love? Could we go to a restaurant? You know it's been 3 days and nobody's fed me!"
"What do ya know, wrong show."
"Its going to be nice working here all quiet and peaceful."
"Ya' know, I think he's rather tall me-self."
"Gonna build a mountain from a little rope, gonna need an onion and a little soap, gonna build a mountain..."
"He knows me he knows me! Wait...I'm Davy not Micky."
"He's crazy- they're all crazy..."
"We're stuck in this big black box. You're telling me to calm down, and you're telling me that it doesn't matter. Well I'll tell you something, it matters to me. You wanna get out of this box, I'll show you how to get out of this box!"
"Come on chaps, let's 'ave at it! Up and over!!"
"He probably loves his mother."
"Which proves more than ever, it's not how you play the game. It's whether you win or lose."
"It's 'cuz I'm short, that's why they're doin it."
"Why don't these things happen to Peter Tork?"
"Merci, Mon Captain. And now, in gratitude, we must play."
"'E's worse than before!"
I always wondered what the noice was at our house, it was me sistahs learning 'ow to walk!
"You couldn't teach a dog to do that! You can only train elephants!"
"There was an eye in there...I'm telling you there was an eye in there..."
"You know what I saw in there? An eye, man! ...an eye this big, blood red! It was as clear as the nose on your face!"
"Comfortable? I'm very rich!"
"Now how can a dog sound like a horse?"
"So what is this thing you're doing with this stuff and all that?"
"I make a terrible sound."
"You can't do that it's against naval law!"
"He's gone crackers"
"He already KNOWS about us, it's the HORSE we've got to hide"
"Hark! I hear a knock apon yon door! Ohh!"
"Go toe go - sock it to me baby - that was a pun"
"I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please."
"I'm shorter than the other guys, but I'm making as much money."
"what are you trying to do, get us arrested?"
"They sent us down to a town called Delmar to film the pilot. We traveled in the same car so that we could get to know each other; but we just sat there looking out the window. It was on the way down that I became aware of Micky's table manners, which were the worst in the world. He eats like its his last meal and the plate has to be thrown away because there are chips out of the bottom of it. Now I couldn't believe this so I said to him "I've never seen anybody eat like that in my life, man! You're a PIG!" Suddenly a dead silence came over the table. Mike looked at me, then Peter. They all slowed right down because they were all a little worried about their own manners."
"No it's not that I just thought I'd make a good bottle of gin!"
"Ya know Ya bruised the gin"
"That's what I said folks, crime doesn't pay."
"Stand up Davy and show them how tall you are." ~Micky
"I am standing up!" ~Davy
"One more remark like that, and I'll hit you with me purse!"
~ thanks to Jenni for reminding me about this quote - I don't know how I could have forgotten this one!!
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